Meent 

A person who is quiet at first and stays quiet until the end.
Doesn’t have many friends, because he keeps to himself a lot.
Most probably has a very sexy chick.
Some synonyms: honjo, kwant, penis, trash.
One thing you can be sure of a Meent, is that he will ALWAYS be on your side and he will give up his life for your wellbeing.

You won’t get a better friend than Meent
A Meent will hold a grudge against you untill the day he dies (a virgin)(because he is ugly) so be carefull what you do around him.

I love you Meent ;)

He gave up his life to save his brother, he did such an act of Meentery

Look how ugly he is, he must be a Meent.

My brother isn’t talking to anyone, he is being a Meent.

Meent by Donkerman May 9, 2020

Meeting Tourettes 

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Death by 1000 meetings 

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.

Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!

Death by 1000 meetings by Max86 February 10, 2014

It was never meant to be 

A saying by a traitor

Wilbur: There is a saying Phil, by a traitor.
It was never meant to be.
*Blows up nation*
Phil: NOOO!

It was never meant to be by It was never meant to be January 10, 2021

Meet the engineer 

Hey look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.

A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer's head

Engie: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engie's head.

Engineer: I solve practical problems.

the shot zooms out to show a level 2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engie takes a long drink from his beer.

Heavy: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?

A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engie from behind.

Engineer: The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.

Another level 3 sentry fired a salvo of rockets, blowing up someone offscreen.

Someone, probably the scout: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!!

a blown-off hand lands at the Engie's feet

Engie: Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me,

Engie kicks the hand off screen as a level 1 sentry blows it apart

Engie: Built by me,

A level 1 sentry shoots offscreen

Engie: and you best hope;

The Engie's expression darkens, and he stares right at the camera

Engie: not pointed at you.

have you seen Meet the engineer?

Meet the engineer by Hey look buddy I’m an engineer September 19, 2020

merry meet

A greeting used by witches, pagans, and Wiccans in speech and in writing. It stands for the words of a chant, "merry meet and merry part and merry meet again," commonly used at the end of ceremonies. "Merry meet" can also used as a closing or goodbye, but blessed be is the more common way to sign a letter or say goodbye.

Merry meet, friend! It's good to see you!

merry meet by pwitch July 31, 2016

Cheesed to meet you 

A meme greeting originating from 4chan
The appropriate response is "Mating press"

Bae: Ch-Cheesed to meet you.
Judge: Mating press

Cheesed to meet you by blahtothethird July 13, 2022