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Non-medy 

Coined by RedLetterMedia.com on Episode 13 of Best of the Worst, Non-medy is the opposite of comedy, used to describe the phenomenon of being in a normal state until experiencing a bad joke, which elicits a frown and pushes the viewer into negative laughter.
"There are jokes that make you laugh, okay? And then there are jokes that you have no reaction to. But every now and then there's a joke so bad, it makes you less laugh. Like, you'll just be sitting there normal, and then the joke will happen, and then...(frowns)...slightly less smile, even though you weren't smiling. And that is called Non-medy." - Rich Evans, Best of the Worst
Non-medy by OldSchoolZinger February 27, 2014

Blood Medic 

Blood Medics are the combat infantry medics of the 1-22nd Infantry, 4th Infantry Division. A grim band of badass m-frs who bring their grunts back alive at all cost.
Send in the Blood Medics to set up the Aid Station- the boys are going to go shake down that Taliban village.
Blood Medic by BloodSorcerer August 20, 2013

Medic bag 

Something the PAYDAY Gang is in constant need of, especially Dallas.
AAAAAGH, I NEED A MEDIC BAG -Dallas
Medic bag by Tacticalbananas February 27, 2018
A phrase far too overused by people who play Team Fortress 2. They spam it when they do not need to be healed because they are either:

-trying to get the medic away from healing a person they do not like
-a spy looking for achievements or a free backstab
-plainly an asshole
-a suicide player who wants a spawn that lasts longer than 30 seconds.

This can lead to people muting everyone on their team, turning off their speakers, quitting, or just switching classes. These can lead to miscommunications and no healer classes on the team.

Thus, those who spam MEDIC!! are really just trying to get themselves killed.
You pick a Medic class, not knowing what's about to happen.

Spy disguised as a Sniper: MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

Heavy: MEDIC!!

Engineer: MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

Another Medic: MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

You: ...I don't want to play this game anymore...
MEDIC!! by Fist of Romulus November 9, 2011

Medicine Hat 

Sometimes referred to as “The Hat” or the “Gas City” A nice city that has a small town vibe to it, also the “sunshine capital” of Canada. Located on the South Saskatchewan River. Population pertaining 40% old fucks, 30% college students. The rest being rich bastards or junkies. Downtown is home to trendy coffee shops, clothing/thrift stores, restaurants, pubs and bars which cater to a mix of hipster-artsy fuck-red neck-douche bags. You’ll likely find a tattoo or cannabis shop on every street. Maybe see some junkies with stolen bikes shooting up at the Circle K.

Favourite pass times of residents include craft beer, weed smoking, golf, getting tattoos, having babies and complaining about how they live in Medicine Hat. A more affordable place to live compared to Calgary.

An alright place to live if you like hiking/biking/walking trails, driving out to Cypress Hills, or craft beer and getting stoned. Redcliff residents will get butt hurt if you say it’s basically a suburb of Medicine Hat. Neighbourhoods include The Flats (ghetto) Riverside (a mix of middle class upper class) Downtown (hipster / artsy fucks and junkies) Ross Glen (middle class / the mall) Crestwood (Upper to middle class) Crescent Heights (middle class) Desert Blume (Rich fucks) Southridge (townhouses / duplexes) Ranchlands (middle to upper class) Meadowlands (old fucks) Norwood (lower to middle class) Conaught (college students)
Ryan: I moved to Medicine Hat, then I got stoned

Sean: They don’t call it the grass city for nothing!
Medicine Hat by canucks188892 November 3, 2022
The healing class from the popular hat simulator known as Tf2
The medic class is known for having the ability to give unlimited healing to an ally (Or disguised enemy spy)

The medic also has the ability to do an “Ubercharge” Which depending on the medi-gun used will either render the both the medic and the target with invulnerability, Crits, Extreme healing speed+ no push back, mostly immunity from a certain damage type
Scout with 117/125 hp: * Steals health pack *
Burning medic with 7/150 hp: I wish to do a procedure on your brain right now just to see how much asshole there is
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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