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Melolagnia 

"Hey is it weird that I masturbate to music not porn? I have certain songs that I love to masturbate to, and certain parts always make me come. But I don't think the song itself is sexy at all!"

"Nah bro, sounds like melolagnia to me. All good."
Melolagnia by dapperchapper July 21, 2017
Related Words
Mecola melolagnia meola merola mebola Mechlar mecklace Mecla Mecole Mecoyah
A condition exhibited by hypochondriacs, especially during the Ebola scare of 2014.
Karen is such a hypochondriac and is so self centered that she is complaining about every little thing that could be remotely affiliated to the Ebola scare. I'd say she has a case of Mebola. She went to the bowling lanes and is now complaining that she may have come down with Ebowela and that is not even a real disease.
mebola by the comand'r October 31, 2014
she is a sweet kind hearted soul. she's really pretty and has a AMAZING personality. she's a great friend to hang out with. she's sexy and good looking
I wanna date someone with an amazing personality

It must be merola
merola by Gia Roman October 30, 2017

melolagnia 

Me: Songs with good bass give me them gucci tingles.
Doctor: You have Melolagnia.
melolagnia by BalsyUnicorn August 6, 2016
The ultimate definition of insanity; not only is it crazy, but it is usually overly OCD, and probably has been, currently is, or will be a pedophile. Don't mess with it, for it hates to joke around. Also, a Mecoyah has a great love for Freight Trains and "Shock and Awe."
Example 1: "Man, my teacher just handed me a 60 question study guide and told me, 'You be lookin sexy in dem jeans girl.'" "Wow, what a Mecoyah!"

Example 2: "OMG, we had a pop quiz today in US, it came at us like a freight train!" "Way to be a Mecoyah."

Example 3: "Nicholas, I want to know about your wife." "THAT'S A LITTLE PERSONAL. YOU'RE CLEARLY HIGH, AREN'T YOU?!" "GOD, you don't have to be such a Mecoyah!"

Example 4: "I just keep raping your class." "So...you rape things, too?" "...what a Mecoyah..."

Example 5: "Yo man, I found a picture of a guy licking his foot and he looks EXACTLY like you!!!" "That's disgusting...I feel like I just got hit by a freight train..." "What are you, a Mecoyah or something?"

Example 6: "All righty class, 'Shock and Awe' is coming at you momentarily!" "It's not like you're a Mecoyah or anything..." "Hey, don't say that! I know how to take a joke!" "Oh yeah? Well then, I like your UGGS, who bought them for you, your wife?" "THAT'S NOT FUNNY." "...Exactly."
Mecoyah by Meuymeu January 21, 2012
A remarkable woman wise beyond her years. Beautiful, but on the inside, even though she is a site to behold. Smart and sassy, and wicked badassy. Nuttier than a squirrel terd, and as brave as they come. She's the total package. Mecole is the Impossible Dream.
Mecole by Misfitrebel December 19, 2016