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Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.
After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.
Methages by MikeInDC August 29, 2017
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Mechaela 

Beautiful, smart, sweet. Cares to much for a world that doesn't care enough about her. Has a tough life and looks at it like it's a jar of Nutella.
Mechaela is so kindhearted.

Mechagodzilla 3 

The third incarnation of Mechagodzilla, MFS Fighting Type-3, Nicknamed "Kiryu" Is built off of the remains of the original Godzilla from 1954, It is the most agile of all the Mechagodzillas, and was built to battle the new Godzilla in "Godzilla against Mechagodzilla" and then again, but joined by Mothra in "Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S." It has a blade it used to stab Godzilla in the arm, and a missile pack, although it has a short amount of energy before needing to be recharged. SInce it has the original Godzilla's remains in it, It can be possessed by it's soul (triggered by hearing Godzilla roar), and go on a rampage across the city, until it runs out of energy
Mechagodzilla 3 by Crstlcoco December 6, 2019

MechaJesus 

Used to describe an object or person of undescribable power.
Holy shit jawn, you see that boxer. He beat the shit out of that guy like he was MechaJesus.
MechaJesus by Junpei Takayama October 9, 2004
Mechael is a unique type of guy he doesn't want much but at the same time he does. He can be very brave and he's handsome but he doesn't take compliments because of something that's holding him back. He aches to be a better person and he's always pushing himself but he never thinks he deserves anything. Mechael is a hilarious person who will make you laugh. Sometimes he can be very cocky but in a good way.
Wow he is handsome and hilarious must be a Mechael
mechael by Therealdeal1199 November 3, 2019

mechasexy 

mechasexy says:
mechasexy describes something so great that it must be a robot or robot-related
mr: There must be beef and sheep and tomatoes on ve moon.
lame boy: ve moon lune?
mr: yeah that would be awesome
lame boy: that would be mechasexy

Yeah thanks for that, N.