meatsweats

The physical state of excessive sweating after a heavy night of alcohol and meat intake.

Hey Sean have you seen Chad today? He must have went hard last night because he's got a bad case of the meatsweats.

by metsjets87 July 10, 2014

meatsweats

When your giving it to your girl so good she gets that all over her body sweat.

Dan, I want you to hit it so good I get the meatsweats!

by peeweeblonde July 18, 2014

meatsweats

The excretion of natural lubricant when a woman becomes aroused.

OMG Becky, Ryan Gosling gives me the meatsweats!

by LivorDie...hard February 13, 2015

meatsweats

The art of attending your favorite pizza establishment and ordering a significant portion of protein, usually pork, then sweating like it's going out of fashion.

Damn son, I've got me a case of the meatsweats.

Yep that'll do it, I'm meatsweating.

Holy meatseats, that was a ton of bacon.

by Meatsweatin' Michael December 30, 2013

Mexican meat sweats

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.

I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."

by carlmarks January 3, 2015

meat sweats

Refers to an intense build up of perspiration as a result of the excess consumption of meat or meat related products.

James needed to mop his brow as he had a bad case of the meat sweats.

by Rodgey July 20, 2008

meat sweats

To consume an obsene amount of meat resulting in perfuse sweating.

"I went to the brazilian bar-b-que restaurant, w/ 30 different types of meat, and got the meat sweats!!!."

by Telin October 27, 2003