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meatsweats

The physical state of excessive sweating after a heavy night of alcohol and meat intake.
Hey Sean have you seen Chad today? He must have went hard last night because he's got a bad case of the meatsweats.
meatsweats by metsjets87 July 10, 2014
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meatsweats

When your giving it to your girl so good she gets that all over her body sweat.
Dan, I want you to hit it so good I get the meatsweats!
meatsweats by peeweeblonde July 18, 2014

meatsweats

The excretion of natural lubricant when a woman becomes aroused.
OMG Becky, Ryan Gosling gives me the meatsweats!
meatsweats by LivorDie...hard February 13, 2015

meatsweats

The art of attending your favorite pizza establishment and ordering a significant portion of protein, usually pork, then sweating like it's going out of fashion.
Damn son, I've got me a case of the meatsweats.

Yep that'll do it, I'm meatsweating.

Holy meatseats, that was a ton of bacon.
meatsweats by Meatsweatin' Michael December 30, 2013

Mexican meat sweats 

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.
I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."
Mexican meat sweats by carlmarks January 3, 2015

meat sweats 

Refers to an intense build up of perspiration as a result of the excess consumption of meat or meat related products.
James needed to mop his brow as he had a bad case of the meat sweats.
meat sweats by Rodgey July 20, 2008

meat sweats 

To consume an obsene amount of meat resulting in perfuse sweating.
"I went to the brazilian bar-b-que restaurant, w/ 30 different types of meat, and got the meat sweats!!!."
meat sweats by Telin October 27, 2003
Word of the Day on August 27, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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