meathook 

The act of inserting your thumb into a female's anus and a finger into their vagina, or vice versa, and pinching the skin between them internally, untill they can bear it no more and scream.

Dude, I heard that Matt totally meathooked his girlfriend last night!!

meathook by Mr. Heckler January 11, 2007

meathook 

1. When copping a feel. Similar to a reacharound.

2. A slutty person. Someone that will take anything.

3. Putting your finger in either a vagina or ass.

Def. 1. "My date walked me to my car and totally tried to meathook me."

Def. 2. "That meathook was kissing 4 different people just tonight..."

Def. 3. "I got meathooked in bed last night. I can't say I minded."

meathook by ogrck September 23, 2011

meathook 

Male genitalia (a la, penis)

Touch me, I kill ya. Touch my stuff, I kill ya. And ff any of you homos try and throw your meathooks on me, I kill ya.

meathook by cwylie April 30, 2006

meathook 

when something good happens or when a fit lass walks past

"whos that fucking meathook who just walked past!"

meathook by samellllllis123 April 16, 2007

Meathook abortion 

Something that was done in a sloppy, messy, or crude fashion. Usually in reference to jury rigged repairs.

I knew I should have gotten a professional to do this. Joe did an absolute meathook abortion of a wiring job.

Meathook abortion by RangerOfTheOrder September 28, 2018

Mississippi meathook 

When you carry a female by sticking your thumb into her asshole and your index finger in her pussy then carry her around like that.

"Hey Jim I gave Emily the Mississippi meathook last night."

"What the fuck jerry."

Mississippi meathook by Fried horse pussy February 10, 2020

Toledo Meathook 

The process of using the thumb and pointer finger in a "C" to simultaneously stimulate a chick in the vagina and rectum.

Man...that girl Regan is wild in bed so I had to Toledo Meathook that bitch so she wouldn't tear up my room.

Toledo Meathook by Big Ray Ray from Da South November 28, 2011