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meathook

The act of inserting your thumb into a female's anus and a finger into their vagina, or vice versa, and pinching the skin between them internally, untill they can bear it no more and scream.
Dude, I heard that Matt totally meathooked his girlfriend last night!!
by Mr. Heckler January 11, 2007
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meathook

1. When copping a feel. Similar to a reacharound.

2. A slutty person. Someone that will take anything.

3. Putting your finger in either a vagina or ass.
Def. 1. "My date walked me to my car and totally tried to meathook me."

Def. 2. "That meathook was kissing 4 different people just tonight..."

Def. 3. "I got meathooked in bed last night. I can't say I minded."
by ogrck September 23, 2011
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meathook

Touch me, I kill ya. Touch my stuff, I kill ya. And ff any of you homos try and throw your meathooks on me, I kill ya.
by cwylie April 30, 2006
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meathook

when something good happens or when a fit lass walks past
"whos that fucking meathook who just walked past!"
by samellllllis123 April 16, 2007
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Meathook abortion

Something that was done in a sloppy, messy, or crude fashion. Usually in reference to jury rigged repairs.
I knew I should have gotten a professional to do this. Joe did an absolute meathook abortion of a wiring job.
by RangerOfTheOrder September 28, 2018
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Mississippi meathook

When you carry a female by sticking your thumb into her asshole and your index finger in her pussy then carry her around like that.
"Hey Jim I gave Emily the Mississippi meathook last night."

"What the fuck jerry."
by Fried horse pussy February 10, 2020
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Toledo Meathook

The process of using the thumb and pointer finger in a "C" to simultaneously stimulate a chick in the vagina and rectum.
Man...that girl Regan is wild in bed so I had to Toledo Meathook that bitch so she wouldn't tear up my room.
by Big Ray Ray from Da South November 28, 2011
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