meathammer

a man's 5th appendage, usually located above the testicle region.

i slapped my meathammer on some bitches cottage cheese ass and left a mushroom brooze. She refuses to speak to me after the said event.

by kozimoto June 19, 2008

Meathammer

When someone is asserting their dominance.

"Did you see Steve?! He brought meathammer down on the guy hitting on his girlfriend! The guy left with his tail between his leg."

by TheNotChoosenOne April 5, 2015

Meatfarmer

A very permiscuous homosexual male.

That Raul went home with 4 different men last week! He's a real meatfarmer.

by bart69 February 29, 2008

Meat-Hammer

Usually in reference to an abnormaly large penis with a large circumference.

"All I remember is a flash, a scream, and a thud as the Meat-Hammer pummeled my interior!"

by Matty D November 22, 2004

Fudge Packed By A Meat Hammer

The act of getting anal sex from a large penis

That guy Noah got his fudge packed by a meat hammer last night

by R34KindaGay November 6, 2019

manhammer

another name for the male sexual organ; only if it is used to hammer the bitches. If it is used in a slow, loving caressing style, then it is not a manhammer but a "bitch toy".

I was laying the pipe to some skank last night. As I went for the power stroke my manhammer slipped out and I jammed it in her mud-hole.

by Cletus Van Pelt April 8, 2006

Meat Hammer

The tool with which you hammer the box...MY DICK

I nail more ass than a carpenter does plywood.

by Smash Brown March 9, 2005