Meatchong 

An insult for someone, someone daft/stupid

“Taylor has been acting like a proper meatchong lately”

Meatchong by wotsitsgirl April 30, 2024

Mask-Matching 

Staying chic and fashionable by matching your jewelry and outfits to your face-mask every day.

OMG I just can't have my outfit clash with my mask! Jane's interchangeable jewelry makes mask-matching so much easier and affordable.

Mask-Matching by JaneGordon.com May 10, 2020

Matching Bowls 

v. A term meaning that all parties partaking in a smoke-out donate equal parts of their own weed, if they have any. For instance, if G-Dogg and HomeFry are matching bowls, then for every bowl of G-Dogg's weed that they smoke, HomeFry will pack and share a bowl of his own.

"Let's go smoke. I'll match bowls with you."

Matching Bowls by callinghome November 1, 2004

Tool box with matching power douche accessories 

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.

"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy

Tool box with matching power douche accessories by CPT Ron April 30, 2013

Matching fetishes 

matching fetishes is when someone has a fetish and another person (hopefully of opposite sex)'s fetish is fulfilling the other's fetish.

Shawn is fascinated with Arianna's feet, while Arianna loves getting her feet tickled. The matching fetishes are the foot fetish

Matching fetishes by Habanero907 April 18, 2015

Wore a matching Set 

she knew he wanted to fuck and she did too so she made sure she wore a cute bra with matching underwear

Boy: “ I dead just wanted some ass”

Girl: “Boy please, I wore a matching set .”

She is stating that she wore a matching set because she knew this already.

Wore a matching Set by KiddooBihh May 4, 2021

matching pfp 

when the two persons in question have a close relationship with one another and could end up dating.

"hey did you hear about Anthony and Anna??"
"no bro what's up?"
"they have matching pfp, you know what that means."
"already they just started talking!"

matching pfp by polly pocket (aka. pp) January 16, 2021