Definitions by helium_raven

cosmic forces 

n. pl.
A collection of preternatural, sentient entities, believed to conspire to turn the course of one's fate for the worst, picking especially on those in a romantic relationship who are content. Reputedly repelled by destroying a prom dress.

"You have a high tolerance to physical pain, so the cosmic forces have converted the comfort you get from this into stress and tension in other parts of your life."

cosmic forces by helium_raven September 10, 2005

malf 

malf, int.
An exclamation of excitement upon using a mushroom to turbo boost the speed of one's vehicle. (orig. Mario Kart: Double Dash).

TOAD. Mmmmalf!

malf by helium_raven June 4, 2004

rare

rare, adj.
That embarrasses and evokes pity or shame in others; lacks self awareness; constitutes a faux pas.

Don't be so rare.

rare by helium_raven June 4, 2004

meatsweat

Coined by the character Joey in the sitcom 'Friends', in reference to the sweat induced by tackling a particularly large meal, eg. a whole turkey.

"Uh oh, the meatsweats are comin'!"

meatsweat by helium_raven June 1, 2004