A meat slicer is usually a young woman but could also be a male that has braces and will occationally cut the penis while sucking it in the act of giving him pleasure. A synonym is cheese grater.
I saw that chick who gave you head at the orthodontist.
When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.
When you get a digeridoo, and insert barbed wire down the tube. Then proceed to stick your dick in it, thrusting in and out, slicing your dick into pieces.
Jerry asked to borrow my digeridoo, I didn’t know he wanted to perform the digeridoo meat slice. Ouch!
Lydia, the greatest priest playing gimp in all of Rochester's word she uses when celebrating saint patricks day. A word used from one brother/sister to another portraying a sense of friendship or love towards them
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.