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sucking meat 

Sucking on a penis or eating a penis while sucking
Sucking meat
That guy has got the biggest meat ever.
I sucked the meat last night.
Do like the meat?
sucking meat by Jill's definition October 9, 2016

meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master 

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.
My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.

smacking meat 

to slap the skin on the back of a persons neck comonly called neck meat.
antiono: shit boi you just got your meat smacked.

jared: meat!

tim: stop

mrs. robertson: The next person i catch smacking meat gets a detention, and try to explain that to the principal.
smacking meat by brandon hunter February 13, 2009

Suckin’ Meat Straw 

A sexual encounter involving sucking one’s active soul out of a penis. please see: blowjob
Man, she was suckin’ meat straw like a bobaholic

your sucking the meat off his penis 

When you are giving someone a handy for no reason, and their balls are all the way down another persons throat.
Kam- Wow cam how are you so good at Fortnite. Kk- your sucking the meat off his penis.

Meatsockin' 

The act of drunkenly hot tubbing in the nude. The half aroused male junk resembles a meaty windsock.
Party was awesome, had some drinks, went meatsockin'
Meatsockin' by Alan Shitty February 25, 2010
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swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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