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sucking meat 

Sucking on a penis or eating a penis while sucking
Sucking meat
That guy has got the biggest meat ever.
I sucked the meat last night.
Do like the meat?
sucking meat by Jill's definition October 9, 2016

meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master 

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.
My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.

smacking meat 

to slap the skin on the back of a persons neck comonly called neck meat.
antiono: shit boi you just got your meat smacked.

jared: meat!

tim: stop

mrs. robertson: The next person i catch smacking meat gets a detention, and try to explain that to the principal.
smacking meat by brandon hunter February 13, 2009

Suckin’ Meat Straw 

A sexual encounter involving sucking one’s active soul out of a penis. please see: blowjob
Man, she was suckinmeat straw like a bobaholic

your sucking the meat off his penis 

When you are giving someone a handy for no reason, and their balls are all the way down another persons throat.
Kam- Wow cam how are you so good at Fortnite. Kk- your sucking the meat off his penis.

Meatsockin' 

The act of drunkenly hot tubbing in the nude. The half aroused male junk resembles a meaty windsock.
Party was awesome, had some drinks, went meatsockin'
Meatsockin' by Alan Shitty February 25, 2010