A largely built male or female. Usually found in packs hanging around weight lifting apperatus, but not usually seen actually using the stuff. Characterised by drinking milk-shakes from a beaker/ sippy cup, and talking in monosyllables.
by SmeGhead209 June 19, 2011
to penetrate a females anus with a penis; a delightfully stretchy meat that is pleasant to the penis
by N-Rette August 12, 2008
Monkey meat is the meat of the Common Monkey (Monkitus vulgaris).
It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.
It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.
Wu Fang said our monkey meat won ton soup was almost ready, but he was still jacking off the monkeys for the garnish.
by scodder May 01, 2010
Slang term for a woman’s vagina, due to the fact that it makes her scream “ooh ooh, ah ahh” when stimulated.
by DragonaDarling October 19, 2019
Get the minced monkey meat mug.
Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”
by Tweak-er March 06, 2022