To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.
Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
variation of the saturday night bowler, or the insertion of the middle and ring finger into the vagina and the thumb into the anus, only you pinch the fingers and thumb together.
by mike May 19, 2003
During an online sports game, specifically Rocket League, when an offense player blocks a defensive player’s clear to score a goal.
by Teach Me Bro February 5, 2022
Term for a girls arms that are disproportionately fat and look like big hunks of meat. Meat cleavers are often found on semi-attractive girls who have had too much Ben and Jerry's.
Commonly shortened to just cleavers.
Commonly shortened to just cleavers.
Damn, that girl would be pretty hot if she didnt have those fucking meat cleavers.
I ran into Stacy the other day and she got some cleavers since I saw her last, what a shame.
I ran into Stacy the other day and she got some cleavers since I saw her last, what a shame.
by Harry Ballz Sandwich August 29, 2008
Cramming kitchen utensils into the vagina and the anus simultaneously. Used in fetishes and for sexual pleasure.
That girl has 4 forks, 6 spoons, and 3 butter knifes in her vagina and anus! Damn what a meat cleaver!
by nigga May 20, 2003
Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.
by Legener July 19, 2017
When a female takes a shit on top of a man's penis, and the waits 5 mins so that it sticks on, then the female lies on her back and the man gets on his knee's on top of her and whips his dick in a circular motion so that the shit goes all over her. Then licks it off.
by DeeeeeeZ Nuts May 13, 2015