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From the conjunction of "man-beard".Which is a beard grown only by the manly-est men. Very few young men are blessed by the gods with a meard. If you have a meard consider yourself a courageous,adventurous,tough peace of man meat.
I finally grew my meard after two long years of waiting.

woah! look at that meard!
meard by THE TRUTH SEEKERS October 22, 2008
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Combination of a mustache and a beard. Similar to the beardstache.
Kevin: Damn Paul, what's eating your face?!
Pal: Dude... It's my meard
meard by Inglorious September 11, 2009
Related Words
meard chris meardon Mardi Gras mard mardi mardo marduk marden mardochee Mardie
That guy has an awesome meard.
Meard by Ella Vator March 26, 2011
A describing word. Refers to something which fits the bill of an individual who sits in Mardale at Runshaw College. E.g. Wears nike huaraches, uses excessive amounts of emojis, has a Southport/Ormskirk accent, loves 'Hannah Wants' and deep house, probably has a quiff or the odd topknot, stands in front of the exit doors of college at 4pm, boys wearing legging-like joggers, calls group of friends 'team' or 'squad', talks about protein shakes, 'pursue fitness' joggers, has 60,000 score on snapchat
I'm not going to that gig it would be Mardale as fuck
mardale by d2d2015 March 9, 2015

square marden 

Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.
I always dreamed to square marden.

mardy bum 

Someone who complains alot, moans about their life etc...

Usually used in the north of england.

Also a arctic monkeys song.
person one: "Oh god i wish i could have got arctic monkeys tickets"

person two: "stop being such a mardy bum"
mardy bum by Greg Hartley, April 27, 2006
A cute smart girl with a strong personality

Hard to persuade with a silent but deadly mind.

Very emotional a cry baby and loves with her all.

Don't let her tears fool you she moves on fast from heartbreaks!
When you find a Mardiya hold on tight folks.

She is a rare gem indeed
I need me a Mardiya
Daaayumn that shawty is definitely a Mardiya!
mardiya by Rage_xo September 1, 2017
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