noun: A local dish native to the region of Lubliana, Slovenia, consisting of several pounds of low-quality ground red meat, cooked with little or no added seasoning and served in the shape of a rectangular block or a miniature mountain with a small Slovene toothpick flag stuck on top. In Slovene culture, you can't have your ice cream until you finish your meatpost.
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