Meads

A Meads is commonly a person that is quite shy at first but when you get to know them they come out of their shell a lot, these people also tend to be quite simple minded and will not take into account other peoples opinions, this means that they will always think they are right in what they say. Despite all that they are funny people who will kill you with laughter from their stupidity alone but embrace it. Outside a Meads will not appear shy until approached personally, this meaning that they will dance around singing TREYWAY with zero fucks given. They are also very protective of their friend groups and will resort to pushing bitches out the way if necessary and tend to ignore advice even though it may be better for them. At the end of the day they will always come through and be there for their friends to be that laugh when needed.

Person one:"That guy is a muppet,but he's kinda jokes still xD"
Person 2"Yeah mate he must be a meads"
Meads: "It's fucking Treyway!!!"

by Dierby4loaf October 29, 2018

meads mill

hell also none as school

meads mill sucks

by meads mill is trash March 11, 2019

Mark Meads

The most awesome playa evah mon.
He like, so rad.
Everybody want a piece of dat mahk meads.

"OH MY GOD, It's MARK MEADS!!!"

"god, I want him to finger me"
"screw dat, I want him to screw me!"
"oh yeah, dat too"

-heard by two hot fans during mark's hockey game

by Mckewin February 10, 2009

p meads

The best ice cream in Massachusetts

Bro I’m fuckin full but I’ll make some room if we’re getting p meads..

by Whatthafaaacc March 14, 2020

Trump Meals on Wheels

Trump Meals on Wheels is when the Donald tried to get rid of Meals on Wheels for good.

Did you hear about Trump Meals on Wheels? Yeah, dude it's not wheeling around anymore.

by PWS27 April 7, 2017

Madsexual

Being in love or attracted to acting Madelaine Petsch

Kelly: I'm in love with Mads
Victor: that's means your Madsexual

by I'm kelly December 31, 2020

Mads Mikkelsen

A mystical, foreign man hailing from Denmark, Mads ( pronounced "mass," sorry no mad puns here ) Mikkelsen was originally a gymnast and actor, then began his career in acting in 1996. He's known for playing incredibly sexy bad guys and seducing people with his smokey accent, brooding looks, and hot body. Notable moments in his acting career include literally busting James Bond's balls as the bloody-eyed villain Le Chiffre, ( who is great because he has an inhaler, and yet is still a badass and a helluva creepy dude ) kicking mythical beast ass in Clash of the Titans, and most recently, eating rude people as the cleverly-named Dr. Hannibal ( totally rhymes with Cannibal ) Lecter. He actively steals the reproductive organs of both dudes and dudettes on Tumblr, in particular. He speaks four languages, is pretty much always named the #1 hottest guy in Denmark, and he's sweet and humble as can be. When asked what scares him, he replied: "I don't like big lines to the restrooms when I just had four beers. It scares me, really."

Mads Mikkelsen. Total badass, Bond villain, Danish dude who eats the rude.

Person 1: Did you see that French villain who busted Bond's balls?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Mads Mikkelsen?
Person 1: Yeah, I guess he was pretty mad.
Person 2: No, MADS Mikkelsen. Mads. It's his first name.
Person 1: OH, MADs. He must have been a really angry baby for his parents to name him that.
Person 2: *sighs heavily* ...rude.

by hannibalmorelikecannibal September 26, 2013