The last name of my best friend in the entire fucking world.She is also a vegetarian.Good for her!And the last name of her brother who I used to have a crush on...but that's a different story.
Me: That Sir, is my best friend Emily Meacham and if you ever call her fat again, I'll bust your fucking face.And then I'll tie you up and perform the Mulligan on you bitch!!!!!!!Suck on that!!!!!!!!