Me-TV 

The television channel that your old ass grandparents watch every single night.

My grandma was watching Me-TV again last night.

Me-TV by Othy, Him October 29, 2022

Let Me TV 

(v.) to watch TV

Person 1: Yo, did I tell you what happened 2 min ago?
Person 2: Nah, dude tell me later, Let Me TV, Season Finale right now.
Person 1: Iight

Let Me TV by TV-freak December 12, 2009

tv was watching me 

"The TV was watching me" means I fell asleep in front of the television. It sounds like I am paranoid or geeked, but no, nah brah, I wasn't watching the TV; it was watching me.

I had a long day at work, I ate a pizza n fell out on the couch whilst watching TV. Yea man, the TV was watching me.

tv was watching me by Kozak Khan June 26, 2016

metv toons 

the greatest TV network out there. it's basically 90s cartoon network, but free/cheap (depending on where you live). such an ass-blasting barrage of classic cartoons, it'll make you flake on the hottest girl in town.

mark: yo joel, didn't you have a hot date with big booty judy tonight?
joel: fuck judy, i'm watching metv toons. looney tunes is on.
mark: sweet.

metv toons by clammobile January 18, 2025

A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E 

Oh, how I wish in this instant to hug you and sing thousands of songs in your ears at your life, and in your life gift you many roses, it's because you made me fall for you.

Boy: A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E <3

Girl: Omg awhh, I love you <3

A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E by urlatinagf September 10, 2021