Me time

A random time when you need to lick your self clean from other girls you've stalked and simped on. This usually happens when someone (usually a boy) are thinking of sex.

Bruh Baljeet over there, He doing his daily me time, best if we don't bother him

by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE May 25, 2020

me time

one's own personal time to be alone

"Can you do this for me?"
"Naw, I need some me time right now."

by Daisy T. July 10, 2006

me-time

A euphemism for masturbation

Today was busy. And by busy, I mean I didn't get any me-time. And by me-time I mean that I have not yet gotten to slap the salami.

by The Grammar Nazi June 21, 2001

Me Time

"Me Time" refers to time spent alone, often to masterbate and watch pornographic material.

Dave - "Pete I am just off back to my room, I will see you in a bit mate".

Pete - "Are you off for some Me Time, you dirty little boy"

by hairy scary mary July 01, 2009

me time

Quality time that self-absorbed narcissists set aside for themselves.

“My problem,” said the self-absorbed narcissist at the yoga retreat, “is that I'm just too giving. I really need to learn how to be a little more selfish. How to set aside a little more, you know, me time.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique March 06, 2017

me time

A phrase first coined by Aditya, refering to time one spends alone in ones room with teriyaki chicken, watching pornographic material whilst pleasuring oneself.

Person 1 : why does it smell like teriyaki chicken in here?
Person 2: Aditya is having some me time
Person 1: Ewww

by Room 47 May 26, 2013

me-time

Expression for which young asian space kid women express intense curiosity.

Hey Clint (entirely fictionnal caracter), what is me-time??

by Tiguydou April 17, 2005