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cuckold singleplayer

The act of playing multiplayer in a video game without participating because your friend has progress in your world. Common in Sandbox games like Minecraft, Terraria, and Starbound.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna play some Terraria?"
Person 2: "Nah, I want to watch some TV."
Person 1: "Just boot it up and cuckold singleplayer. I want to finish my house!"
Person 2: "...I beg your pardon?"

Single player Russian roulette

One person has a gun and shoots oneself
1:Wanna play some •single player Russian roulette• .
2:Sorry mom says I can’t play without my uncle from Alabama.

canadian single player

when a man masturbates with a condom on
lol just did a canadian single player it was pretty cool

sex in single player mode 

I’m gonna go home and have sex in single player mode

Single player

A person who insists on playing alone even in deliberately social circumstances which prohibit or penalise lonesome players in order to make them cooperate and play together to advance (or make money off of them).
— I like games on facebook, but try to play them all alone.
— Oh, you're such a single player, bro.
Single player by urbansheep December 2, 2010