me monster 

Someone so self absorbed that no one else matters. Every bad event in their life must have a reason that excuses it.

If my child gets in trouble at school, it's because the teacher hates them.

If my child doesn't make the cheer team, it must be because she has short hair.

If my husband cheats on me, it must be caused by the medication he takes for a workman's comp injury.

If my son gets injured doing an activity that I know is dangerous and gets hurt, it must be the fault of the fireman who came to help him.

If I don't have enough money to pay my bills, or for Club soccer, or cheer, or back to school shopping, or college, I will get my kids to lie about their circumstances, I will fill out faulty claims to insurance, I will pretend to be unable to work, I will over inflate prices of repairs and lie to my landlord.
I am a me monster, how dare you focus on your life.

me monster by 2kermitthefrog August 29, 2013

me monster 

Someone who is self absorbed and who's actions are predominately based on themselves. Generally, said people are derogativly referred to as "jeffs" but can also be called "mitchells" if the situation so arises.

General signs that you may be a me monster include but are not limited to:

1)Being named jeff
2)You major in Business
3)Hog the wii remote for hours on end
4)Have a tendancy towards debate
5)Own more than 10 pairs of shoes
6)Enjoy dressing and listening to emo
7)Are a giant poser
8)Work or have worked for a grocery store of some sort
9)Enjoy drinkin absurd drinks (ex. Diet vanilla cherry limeade lemon shit 7-beer-ola)
10)At times you find your skin becoming transluscent or have neck twitches that seem to short your entire conciousness (caused by loss of blood as blood needed to support your giant ego)

If you find yourself having 1 or more of these signs please consult your family physican for a more detailed tests to determine what can be done for you.

Your being such a me monster, I wouldnt be suprised if you got eaten by a jaguar!

me monster by Broken Penny October 21, 2007

Me Monster 

1.) One who's world only consists of themself. Typically male.
2.) A person that speaks loudly about themselves and all their accomplishments for the sole purpose of demeaning others.
3.) see "douchbag"

ex. "You see that guy with the v-neck and the frapaccino? He's been talking about his new website like it's the new "facebook" for over an hour. I'm gonna stab that Me Monster in the face with this pen."

ex. "Holy shit! That guy just double-parked his BMW in a handicapped space at the retirement home to use the bathroom... AND he pissed all over the seat!!! What a Me Monster!!"

ex. "Hey, Me Monster! Your golf clubs aren't considered carry-on. Fuckin dick."

Me Monster by Apecreature March 23, 2011

Me monster 

Fearing only Your Imagination !!!! and Someone You Dislike

Your inly person you have to fear is me monster!!!

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Me monster by aizaomi April 20, 2022

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me 

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021

McMonsters 

Extremely large breasts

Look at Maki's McMonsters, there huge!

McMonsters by Maki Mcmonster January 17, 2009

McMonster 

Someone of large physical size who eats at McDonald's frequently.

We were walking out of McDonald's, when, suddenly, a McMonster driving a Ford minivan almost ran us over trying to drag race out of the drive-thru!

McMonster by Fred Murphy9999 August 31, 2010