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make me cry 

A utterance of disgust, shame, embarassment and disappoinment.
Make me cry is fuck me to tears for polite company.
See fuck me to tears.
make me cry by jsd9632 October 14, 2011

Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them 

Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them
Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them

cry me a river 

to tell a moaning person to shut up and that you dont care.
your cat got ran over and your giro is late, Cry me a river love!
cry me a river by filth April 23, 2003

cry me a river 

besides the awesome justin timberlake song, an expression that means i've been through worse, you're being a drama queen
person: omg my chihuahua is sick
you: cry me a river loser both of my dogs are dead.
cry me a river by charliee September 6, 2007

cry me a joaquin 

Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
cry me a joaquin by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

cry me a river 

Said in response to some ones sob story. Shortened from the full statement of "Cry me a river, build a bridge and GET THE FUCK OVER IT!"

Very old saying predating any Justin Timberflake warbles or other pop culture references. Interestingly still in common use today.
Whinger: My cars broken down and Im poor and I lost my job and my wife left me and when she left, she ran over my dog.

Cold Hard Bastard: Cry me a river buddy, cry me a river.