Me's 

Me is

You's a fool? Me's not a fool

Me's by DarkPun October 18, 2012

Tripping major somebody hit me's 

When you are so stoned you are convinced that you have been punched.

Eoin was tripping major somebody hit me's earlier , he was almost certain he had been hit.

Tripping major somebody hit me's by SimonSniffcock October 5, 2015

catch me fuck me's 

The term given to Physical Training shorts issued to US Special Operations personnel during training. These one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. Comes in sexy OD Green. Also knows as "Ranger Panties". They closely resemble Richard Simmon's work out shorts.

Dude, why was sergeant Johnson wearing those "catch me fuck me's" at Organization Day? I though he left the Ranger Batt a year ago... they looked totally gay.

catch me fuck me's by SOCOMdaddy April 20, 2008

Follow me home and fuck me's

Female shoes, pumps, boots, stilettos, designed to attract male attention

Fuck me pumps; fuck me shoes; follow me home boots, hence the expression "follow me home and fuck me's".

Follow me home and fuck me's by Ramiey August 17, 2011

let me show you how it's done

A statement said by a fucking overconfident person

Jason: this is so difficult.

Vikas: let me show you how it's done, Jason.

let me show you how it's done by Vikky badass April 10, 2016

mini me's

The kids inside the SOCCER MOM mini-vans.

Look at all those mini me's (said while passing a Soccer Mom)

mini me's by Therese Burns June 24, 2003

There's me spoon 

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"

There's me spoon by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011