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Its when you ingest anything from McDonald's and you fart/toot.
Person1: *Farts* Oh I just did a Mctoot.

Person2: Ew grows!
Mctoot by Visionoflight April 27, 2020
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Scoots Mcgoots 

Noun. In the process of leaving, on your way out the door.

Verb. To leave.
"No time to handle those TPS reports today boss, I am already Scoots Mcgoots"

"Come'on people time to get this party on the road, let's Scoots Mcgoots"

Paul: Scoots Mcgoots?
Jeff: Yups Mcgups, I'm ready.
Scoots Mcgoots by jay_nez February 4, 2010

Matootsie 

A person who acts in a totally shameless manner.

An individual who is a complete righteous charleton.

Someone with no principles.
My niece acted like a Matootsie to her own Mother .

My boyfriend is a complete Matootsie on a night out.
Matootsie by ChucklesOnTour88 February 10, 2017

McFoot in McMouth 

The ability of John McCain to continuously fuck-up what he is talking about - even on the basic things that he is running on.
An example would be when John McCain caught McFoot in McMouth disease and tried to redefine what a surge was because he could remember when it started and accidentally claimed that it started a year before it actually did.
McFoot in McMouth by Cindy McCain August 20, 2008

mccooter 

Ay laddy, you have a fine mccooter thar.
mccooter by Coan Bone June 14, 2009

Toothy McTooferson

A dentist from MySpace who probably isn't even a real dentist.
Don't give Toothy McTooferson too much credit. He feeds off it!

hottie mctottie 

good looking woman who like mcdonalds but is much much less than 200 pounds.

damn, you see that hottie mctottie walk on by, she look good. NAHHH MEANNNN!!!!
hottie mctottie by Knuckles29 January 23, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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