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malofornicaphobia 

the fear of bad sex
I refuse to have one night stands due to my malofornicaphobia! sex fears
A warm, soft breeze, smelling of milk that subsequently arouses homosexuals.
"Dude can you feel that McLoone coming in from the East?"
"Yeah it's totally turning Jimmy on, he's so gay."
McLoone by m0nster p00p May 18, 2015
Used as a substitute for mofo but you use it if you want to be less offensive.
Guy: I ate your sandwich.
Guy 2: You frickin malofo

All of you malofos are hinampak.
Malofo by Looking4K May 6, 2019

Mcloosh Bap 

Dammn Jack and Chris, that bird has a nice succulent juicy unfermented pair of Mcloosh Baps.

Yea Swifty her Mcloosh Baps are moist
Mcloosh Bap by Paul Doswell May 21, 2009
In gaming, a means of acquiring previously hard items via a new, easier method.
Did you hear about the new McLooty in EverQuest. Now I can be the best without the skill.
McLooty by TheStormes September 19, 2009

melofobia 

a small town band from hudson wisconsin that kicks ass
members
drums-nick zappa
lead vocals, bass- jake pavak
vocals guitar- nate szyman
guitar- travis erickson
melofobia by zzzzaaapppaaa May 8, 2003