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malofornicaphobia 

the fear of bad sex
I refuse to have one night stands due to my malofornicaphobia! sex fears
malofornicaphobia by Al Boogs July 7, 2010
A warm, soft breeze, smelling of milk that subsequently arouses homosexuals.
"Dude can you feel that McLoone coming in from the East?"
"Yeah it's totally turning Jimmy on, he's so gay."
McLoone by m0nster p00p May 18, 2015
Used as a substitute for mofo but you use it if you want to be less offensive.
Guy: I ate your sandwich.
Guy 2: You frickin malofo

All of you malofos are hinampak.
Malofo by Looking4K May 6, 2019

Mcloosh Bap 

Dammn Jack and Chris, that bird has a nice succulent juicy unfermented pair of Mcloosh Baps.

Yea Swifty her Mcloosh Baps are moist
Mcloosh Bap by Paul Doswell May 21, 2009
In gaming, a means of acquiring previously hard items via a new, easier method.
Did you hear about the new McLooty in EverQuest. Now I can be the best without the skill.
McLooty by TheStormes September 19, 2009

melofobia 

a small town band from hudson wisconsin that kicks ass
members
drums-nick zappa
lead vocals, bass- jake pavak
vocals guitar- nate szyman
guitar- travis erickson
melofobia by zzzzaaapppaaa May 8, 2003
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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