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Draco Malfoy 

A popular member of the Slytherin house. Often threatens to tell his father about things that he doesn't like at Hogwarts.
"Just wait 'til my father hears about this."- Draco MAlfoy
Draco Malfoy by poopooy October 3, 2012
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DRACO MALFOY 

DRACO MALFOY ISNT A GODDAMN VILLIAN GET THAT THOUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS
DRACO MALFOY by MALFOYDRACO80 May 27, 2017
" When my father hears about this!"

"Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret"

Maloloschan 

Malolos channel is a simple Filipino image based bulletin board where users can post and share anything they want with complete anonimity. It is a bulletin board dedicated to free speech and to the propagation of knowledge and information.
Ang Maloloschan ay isang simpleng porum na kung saan ang mga tao ay makakpag usap ng kahit anong gusto nila habang hindi sila nakikilala.
Maloloschan by Maloloschan May 22, 2016

malformoid 

a creature that has voluntarily given up its humanity to live as a social reject and a leftist
The CHAZ was the first successful state run by malformoids. of course within a week they had killed 2 teenagers and had to cede power to the US government
malformoid by Gray_Grimbus December 12, 2022
(n): an individual who arrogantly makes unreasonable demands of others while being unable or unwilling to meet his or her own obligations
Basketball-team owner: We don't like our team's arena. We're moving immediately unless you build a new one.

City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.

NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.

Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.

City and NBA: What a maloof!
maloof by eastbayted September 20, 2012
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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