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Used as a substitute for mofo but you use it if you want to be less offensive.
Guy: I ate your sandwich.
Guy 2: You frickin malofo

All of you malofos are hinampak.
Malofo by Looking4K May 6, 2019
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Draco Malfoy 

A popular member of the Slytherin house. Often threatens to tell his father about things that he doesn't like at Hogwarts.
"Just wait 'til my father hears about this."- Draco MAlfoy
Draco Malfoy by poopooy October 3, 2012
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DRACO MALFOY 

DRACO MALFOY ISNT A GODDAMN VILLIAN GET THAT THOUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS
DRACO MALFOY by MALFOYDRACO80 May 27, 2017
" When my father hears about this!"

"Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret"

Maloloschan 

Malolos channel is a simple Filipino image based bulletin board where users can post and share anything they want with complete anonimity. It is a bulletin board dedicated to free speech and to the propagation of knowledge and information.
Ang Maloloschan ay isang simpleng porum na kung saan ang mga tao ay makakpag usap ng kahit anong gusto nila habang hindi sila nakikilala.
Maloloschan by Maloloschan May 22, 2016

malformoid 

a creature that has voluntarily given up its humanity to live as a social reject and a leftist
The CHAZ was the first successful state run by malformoids. of course within a week they had killed 2 teenagers and had to cede power to the US government
malformoid by Gray_Grimbus December 12, 2022
(n): an individual who arrogantly makes unreasonable demands of others while being unable or unwilling to meet his or her own obligations
Basketball-team owner: We don't like our team's arena. We're moving immediately unless you build a new one.

City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.

NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.

Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.

City and NBA: What a maloof!
maloof by eastbayted September 20, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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