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Meestering 

When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.
1. Goddam it, stop your meestering

(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.

2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.

Beaver McKeever 

1)A common phrase for someone who cannot be bothered to try and waits for someone else to come along and do something for them.

2)Someone who emphasizes words by elongating them.
Sarah: "I can't do ittttttttttttt"
Maths Teacher: "Don't worry Sarah I'll do it for you"
James:"You're such a Beaver McKeever"
Sarah:"No I'm notttttttttttttttt"
Beaver McKeever by stokestokestoke October 28, 2008
a town in southern oklahoma were everyone knows everyone, and have seen everyone’s nudes. we have crack heads or models, and old buildings that are falling apart. we’re always in the middle of a construction project, but never have the money to finish it!
“dude, did you see that model?”

“her dads a crackhead dude, they’re from mcalester.”
mcalester by lanehoy April 20, 2018

The Mckeever 

Faking an injury so the girl has to do all the work during sex.
I was too tired last night so i pulled The Mckeever on Sally.... Best move ever !!!!!!
The Mckeever by T-Dub-Mac April 16, 2010

Yeeter McSkeeter

Yo, Yeeter McSkeeter, did your wife get beatered?
Yeeter McSkeeter by aseem February 28, 2019

Yeety McYeeterson 

Yeety McYeeterson is THE stereotypical modern day millennial goof. The concept was thought up by two truck drivers on a stormy November evening. He is the brother of dabby swervins who will not be mentioned
Yeety McYeeterson yeeted
Yeety McYeeterson by DRIVER 234 December 1, 2021