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The act of having a schlong the size of a fire extinguisher dropped on your forehead like the new years eve ball. The taking said schlong rectually until it oozes cum out of your ears.
Ooh look at the girl, that's a mccloy only takes them hammer dicks
Mccloy by Richies schlong January 2, 2023
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McCloy's Law 

McCloy's Law, the law of single issue reduction stupidity: All arguments (no matter how tangential) are judged by the single issue obsessed over by the voter.
The candidate's plan was bilaterally approved as "a real solution to end world hunger and poverty, get rid of the deficit, solve all crime and conflict worldwide, explore mars, and generally be awesome for everyone", however Bob said it was garbage because it didn't address net neutrality. This is a classic example of McCloy's Law because Bob judged the whole plan on the single issue that he's obsessed over.
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Robert mccloy

Robert mccloy is a pathetic beta male. He is the type of guy to watch Ricegum un ironically and eat a baby’s... food
Everybody pretends to like him but secretly they hope he eats a cabbage. Man those thing are disgusting.
He’s being such a Robert mccloy cis gendered male.
Robert mccloy by Excited duck February 12, 2019

Travis McCoy 

Frontman, lyricist, and rapper/vocalist of the rock/hip-hop group Gym Class Heroes. Gym Class Heroes is signed to Pete Wentz's (bassist for Fall Out Boy) record label Decaydance along with Panic! At The Disco.
Travis McCoy is the best kept secret in the underground music world.
Travis McCoy by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

Fox Mccloud 

Fox Mccloud will destroy Andross.
Fox Mccloud by s_lime November 24, 2003

The "Real McCoy" 

During the prohibition era, many people became ill or even were killed due to poisonous home-made alcoholic mixtures known as "hooch" or "shine" (short for moonshine). A rumrunner/bootlegger named McCoy had a good three year run using a ship to import genuine alcohol to the united states, and became famous for carrying only the highest quality liquors. His cargo became referred to as the "Real McCoy", and the term became a common way of inquireing as to the authenticity of liquor products, and is commonly used today to inquire as to the authenticity of just about anything. McCoy was intercepted and arrested by the U.S. Coast Guard in 1923.
Is that the "real McCoy"?
The "Real McCoy" by HeliAV8R January 11, 2011

Adam McCloud 

... This man is said to be legend of sorts in the deep South. Born January 4th, 1985. He was born human but slowly became more than a mortal. By age 17 he had invented the art of Cocksmithing. Cocksmith involves true skill of phallic nature. Only he knows how to become a true cocksmith. To this day many have tried, but have failed to become a cocksmith. Adam McCloud embodies what it means to have all women at his mercy.
Man, that guy has laid so many women, he is a modern-day Adam McCloud
Adam McCloud by guuuuuuuuuhk November 10, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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