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Something so tight that it deserves a mc.
Or some fat shit with tight jeans because of mcdonalds.

Being a McSlave a greasy peice of shit that contributes nothing to society except acne and fat ass tasty burgers.
Mcdonalds fucks up your order big time.. fucking mc slaves thats mctight.

Mc Meaghan Bailey and her tight mc jeans
McTight by Mike Benson2 October 4, 2008
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McRighteous 

1. Superficially faithful and/or spiritual; 2. Stridently and shallowly Christian.
Please stop being so McRighteous all the time, Jonah. Everybody knows you made an abstinence pledge.
McRighteous by Vlad the Impaler June 11, 2007
Any flashlight used by a McDonald's employee to search for items.
I lost my McLight while searching for the Chicken McNuggets.
McLight by Doctor WTF October 13, 2021

seawn mcnight 

A person whose name is probably spelled wrong. If not, then he just has a really stupid name. Either way, no one's ever heard of him, nor does anyone care.
By the way, what exatcly do you mean by "an oversized him"?
seawn mcnight by Anonymous June 20, 2003

McRighteous 

A sandwich from Mcdonalds that is not on the menu. Very inexpensive. Where you order a McDouble and a McChicken and split the McDouble in half and put the McChicken in the middle and eat it. It is quite very delicious.
Dude, I just had a McRighteous and it was freaking sweeet!!
McRighteous by thechickmagnet March 10, 2010

McLighting 

Similar to gaslighting. When you order McDonalds and someone says they don't want any; but asks for a bite when the order arrives and your halfway through that well needed juicy ass burger.
John: Hey I'm gonna order some McDonalds, you want anything?
Annika: Nah I'm not hungry, I dont even eat that shit anyway.
**20 Minutes Later**
John: Goddamn this burger is fat and juicy!
Sarah: Ooh, can I have a bite!
John: No way, stop McLighting me, you had your chance!
McLighting by m1cr0p33nu$69 February 10, 2021

mcright of way 

When the car in the outside drive thru lane at McDonald's orders BEFORE the car in the inside lane does but the outside car has to merge into the inside lane and thus the inside lane car has to yield mcright of way even though he has the direct path to the checkout window.
Do not beep your horn at me i ordered before you so you must yield mcright of way
mcright of way by Moderatesean March 7, 2024
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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