McLighting

Similar to gaslighting. When you order McDonalds and someone says they don't want any; but asks for a bite when the order arrives and your halfway through that well needed juicy ass burger.

John: Hey I'm gonna order some McDonalds, you want anything?
Annika: Nah I'm not hungry, I dont even eat that shit anyway.
**20 Minutes Later**
John: Goddamn this burger is fat and juicy!
Sarah: Ooh, can I have a bite!
John: No way, stop McLighting me, you had your chance!

by m1cr0p33nu$69 February 10, 2021

Maligating

The act of a Belgian Malinois snapping it mouth together clicking its teeth repeatedly.

Please stop maligating on my shoes,my arm,my socks,my poodles head.

by Ava Laken June 15, 2021

McKnighting

Seconds after finishing sex the male in the relationship stands on the bed placing his foot on the woman’s head and continues to tell her how good he was and how much she enjoyed him

After finishing Hebert McKnited his female to inflate his ego. McKnighting: asserting dominance

by Wasteful April 20, 2023

Mislighting

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A subgenre of gaslighting where one person shifts the blame onto another by insisting that a series of events would have proceeded smoothly if the latter had executed things correctly. However, in reality, even if the second person had attempted to follow the correct order of events, it would have been futile due to the first person's avoidance.

A: "I was too afraid to ask you to stop making me the punchline of every joke, because if I did, I probably would've just been ignored or laughed at!"
B: "No we wouldn't. We would stop if you asked. It's your fault you didn't ask."

A: "B says that I wouldn't have overreacted if I had just asked them to stop making jokes about me in the beginning."
C: "Sounds like they've mastered the art of mislighting."

by ahundredovens October 10, 2023