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McLight

Any flashlight used by a McDonald's employee to search for items.
I lost my McLight while searching for the Chicken McNuggets.
by Doctor WTF October 13, 2021
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Chimpy McFlightsuit

1. A man who looks and acts like a chimpanzee, and who also wears a flight suit in order to look tougher than he actually is.

2. Another name for George W. Bush.
Chimpy McFlightsuit wore a flight suit for his little Misson Accomplished speech.
by jesster79 January 10, 2006
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Chimpy McFlightsuit

A clueless, drunken, arrogant silver spoon who usurps power through family connections and fuels a wartime economy on the backs of future generations. Resembles a monkey in facial expressions as well as oratory skills.
Chimpy McFlightsuit took the oath of office in January 2001
by Russel Stover August 10, 2004
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McRighteous

1. Superficially faithful and/or spiritual; 2. Stridently and shallowly Christian.
Please stop being so McRighteous all the time, Jonah. Everybody knows you made an abstinence pledge.
by Vlad the Impaler June 11, 2007
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McTight

Something so tight that it deserves a mc.
Or some fat shit with tight jeans because of mcdonalds.

Being a McSlave a greasy peice of shit that contributes nothing to society except acne and fat ass tasty burgers.
Mcdonalds fucks up your order big time.. fucking mc slaves thats mctight.

Mc Meaghan Bailey and her tight mc jeans
by Mike Benson2 October 4, 2008
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seawn mcnight

A person whose name is probably spelled wrong. If not, then he just has a really stupid name. Either way, no one's ever heard of him, nor does anyone care.
By the way, what exatcly do you mean by "an oversized him"?
by Anonymous June 20, 2003
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McLighting

Similar to gaslighting. When you order McDonalds and someone says they don't want any; but asks for a bite when the order arrives and your halfway through that well needed juicy ass burger.
John: Hey I'm gonna order some McDonalds, you want anything?
Annika: Nah I'm not hungry, I dont even eat that shit anyway.
**20 Minutes Later**
John: Goddamn this burger is fat and juicy!
Sarah: Ooh, can I have a bite!
John: No way, stop McLighting me, you had your chance!
by m1cr0p33nu$69 February 10, 2021
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