Definitions by mikeinocala

assisted small pet parkour 

the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.

Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.

assisted small pet parkour by mikeinocala October 16, 2012

McSwagger 

The confidence exhibited by a young man when he starts making his own money, often by working in fast food.

From the moment young Johnny cashed his first check, the girls began to notice his McSwagger

McSwagger by mikeinocala September 19, 2011

conch fritters

Clumpy, ball-like masses which form in women's underwear when sweat mixes with talc or baby powder.

Female version of Hushpuppies.

It was 95 degrees and 90 percent humidity today - my poor girlfriend was making a big batch of of conch fritters!

conch fritters by MikeinOcala July 14, 2011

STINKY-WINKLE

A URINATION FEATURING A SIZEABLE GAS EXPULSION.

I WAS TAKING A LEAK AND IT TURNED INTO A STINKY-WINKLE WHEN I LET OUT A 10-SECONG FART.

STINKY-WINKLE by MikeinOcala May 21, 2011

hushpuppy index 

The danger of developing hushpuppies. The higher the temperature and more humid the day, the higher the hushpuppy index.

It is so freakin' hot and muggy today, the hushpuppy index must be off the scale!

hushpuppy index by MikeinOcala June 23, 2008

hushpuppies

clumps or ball-like masses found in underwear, created when a powder, (esp. CORNstarch baby powder), used by men to prevent chafing, combines with sweat. The hotter and more humid the day, the higher the "hushpuppy index", or danger of chafing to your crotch.

It was so hot today that I put baby powder down my drawers this morning, and by noon hushpuppies rolled out when I went to take a leak!

hushpuppies by MikeinOcala June 12, 2008