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McJagger

The incorrect spelling/understanding of Mick Jagger, the singer of the Rolling Stones. This is the name that people who don't know shit about the Stones call the lead singer.
"Hey man, did you see McJagger in concert?"
"Uh, you mean Mick Jagger right?"
"Shit, I've been saying it wrong this whole time?"
"Yup"
by Henry Wadsworth Longpants January 19, 2010
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nut face mcjagger

A local homie from Pville BC his name is Kyle
yo where is nut face mcjagger at?
by Thasercha October 7, 2020
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McJagger Satisfaction

A paradoxical state of restless fulfillment; the energetic display of discontent or complaint (”I can’t get no...”) performed precisely because it is lucrative and crowd-pleasing to do so.
The band finished the set with a kind of McJagger satisfaction, howling about how miserable they were while counting the gate receipts with their eyes.
by TR Arterburn December 3, 2025
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A McJagger

When a woman equips a strap on with a sharpened tip and violently penetrates a mans anus repeatedly.
guy 1: Yo man i cant walk after last night
guy 2: how come dude
guy 1: she gave me a 12 inch McJagger
guy 2: a what
guy 1: a mcjagger is when i get penetrated with a sharpened strap on
by A McJagger December 3, 2025
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