McRumor

A McRumor is simply that. A rumor started by McDonald's restaurant employees about other employees, generally usually widespread like a plague due to the staggering of shifts. It may be up to a week before a McDonald's employee hears of such rumor about themselves, at which time, they are normally the last ones to know and must face ridicule by their fellow employees.

In most cases. These Rumors are false. And started by someone with a vendetta.

Employee one: "OMG did you hear that Bill slept with Jean?"
Employee two: "No way he also slept with Synthia and Jackie!"

Employee one: "He's such a McWhore"

Employee one: "Did you hear the new McRumor going around?"
Employee two: "About Bill?"
Employee one: "No! about Synthia getting transferred because managers aren't supposed to sleep with crew!"

by McSlave01 February 4, 2012

MacRumors

1. (n) A large online community dedicated to talking about Apple and Apple products. Once was a very cool, small site that was very helpful, but has recently turned into a place where teenage asshole newbies roam freely and where "veteran" forum moderators exercise their snark and sarcasm.

-"I'm having trouble with my Mac. Maybe I should post my problem on MacRumors."
-"Save yourself some time and just go to the Genius Bar."

by Charqq July 12, 2009

McRemorse

McRemorse is the pants-crappingly bad feeling of over indulging at MacDonalds, KFC or similar fast food restaurant.

Symptoms may include: drowsiness, 'meat sweats', delirium, diarrhea, buyers remorse, upset stomach, bloating and greasy fingers, the uneasy feeling of cholesterol wrapping itself around your heart like an octopus and eventual death.

"Dude, I like totally can has cheezburger to much, to much man. I got that McRemorse feeling hardcore."

by AJNT December 23, 2010