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A McRumor is simply that. A rumor started by McDonald's restaurant employees about other employees, generally usually widespread like a plague due to the staggering of shifts. It may be up to a week before a McDonald's employee hears of such rumor about themselves, at which time, they are normally the last ones to know and must face ridicule by their fellow employees.

In most cases. These Rumors are false. And started by someone with a vendetta.
Employee one: "OMG did you hear that Bill slept with Jean?"
Employee two: "No way he also slept with Synthia and Jackie!"

Employee one: "He's such a McWhore"

Employee one: "Did you hear the new McRumor going around?"
Employee two: "About Bill?"
Employee one: "No! about Synthia getting transferred because managers aren't supposed to sleep with crew!"
McRumor by McSlave01 February 4, 2012
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MacRumors 

1. (n) A large online community dedicated to talking about Apple and Apple products. Once was a very cool, small site that was very helpful, but has recently turned into a place where teenage asshole newbies roam freely and where "veteran" forum moderators exercise their snark and sarcasm.
-"I'm having trouble with my Mac. Maybe I should post my problem on MacRumors."
-"Save yourself some time and just go to the Genius Bar."
MacRumors by Charqq July 12, 2009
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McRemorse 

McRemorse is the pants-crappingly bad feeling of over indulging at MacDonalds, KFC or similar fast food restaurant.

Symptoms may include: drowsiness, 'meat sweats', delirium, diarrhea, buyers remorse, upset stomach, bloating and greasy fingers, the uneasy feeling of cholesterol wrapping itself around your heart like an octopus and eventual death.
"Dude, I like totally can has cheezburger to much, to much man. I got that McRemorse feeling hardcore."
McRemorse by AJNT December 23, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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