MacRumors 

1. (n) A large online community dedicated to talking about Apple and Apple products. Once was a very cool, small site that was very helpful, but has recently turned into a place where teenage asshole newbies roam freely and where "veteran" forum moderators exercise their snark and sarcasm.

-"I'm having trouble with my Mac. Maybe I should post my problem on MacRumors."
-"Save yourself some time and just go to the Genius Bar."

MacRumors by Charqq July 12, 2009

Mac Rumors 

False accusations against Macintosh and Apple that uneducated windows users tell to other computer illiterate in efforts to prevent Macintosh from gaining more market share. These things are also said to make Mac users feel dumb, stupid, bad, or snobby. These rumors include but are not limited to:

Macintosh is overpriced/expensive
Macintosh is not compatible with anything that Apple didn't make.
Macintosh computers cannot run games.
Macintosh is less secure.
Macintosh locks you in to using only Apple products
Macintosh does not have any good programs.

None of these rumors are true, and all can be disproved with just a little research. Still, most computer users are too illiterate or stupid to figure anything out for themselves. These users make up 70% of Windows users who are only looking for a cheap computer, resulting in unfair game for Microshit.

Guy1: Once I stopped listening to all the Mac rumors and bought one for myself, I was the happiest computer user on earth.

Guy2: I told you that your other friends have no idea what they're talking about.

Guy1: I know. Thank you so much, I'll never put up with Microshit again.

Mac Rumors by KT JDDD January 23, 2011

McRemorse 

McRemorse is the pants-crappingly bad feeling of over indulging at MacDonalds, KFC or similar fast food restaurant.

Symptoms may include: drowsiness, 'meat sweats', delirium, diarrhea, buyers remorse, upset stomach, bloating and greasy fingers, the uneasy feeling of cholesterol wrapping itself around your heart like an octopus and eventual death.

"Dude, I like totally can has cheezburger to much, to much man. I got that McRemorse feeling hardcore."

McRemorse by AJNT December 23, 2010

McRumor 

A McRumor is simply that. A rumor started by McDonald's restaurant employees about other employees, generally usually widespread like a plague due to the staggering of shifts. It may be up to a week before a McDonald's employee hears of such rumor about themselves, at which time, they are normally the last ones to know and must face ridicule by their fellow employees.

In most cases. These Rumors are false. And started by someone with a vendetta.

Employee one: "OMG did you hear that Bill slept with Jean?"
Employee two: "No way he also slept with Synthia and Jackie!"

Employee one: "He's such a McWhore"

Employee one: "Did you hear the new McRumor going around?"
Employee two: "About Bill?"
Employee one: "No! about Synthia getting transferred because managers aren't supposed to sleep with crew!"

McRumor by McSlave01 February 4, 2012