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McMiracle

An inebriated female seduced by a desperate intoxicated male after a night of heavy drinking and letdowns at prior engagaments during the evening by the use of a McDonald's breakfast sandwich within the confines of the restaurant between the hours of 3:00 and 5:00 am. The McMiracle can be easily spotted swaying in her spot in line and gabbing with her equally unattractive counterpart. She generally is mildly overweight, wearing an excessive amount of makeup, has smeared mascara, a slagging down bra strap, and possibly a broken stilleto heel. She is low on self esteem and prime for a greasy meal and several hours of cuddling after her complimentary sandwich. Although the McMiracle is no trophy, she is a worthy consolation prize during a morning which likely includes pounding headaches, vomiting, and regret.
"dude...what was that mess you dragged back from mickey d's last night"

"that thing of beauty was my McMiracle!"
by JMB88 February 19, 2009
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McMiracle

Go to McDonald's and order (1) double cheeseburger, and (1) Mc'Chicken sandwhich. Open your Double cheeseburger and insert the McChicken meat inside the double cheeseburger (between the two patties).

Enjoy the most delicious meal at McDonald's
Hey Jon, what are you gettin man?

Bro im gonna get a McMiracle!
by Ronnie Mac Steakhouse March 29, 2008
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Miracle

A person who is shy around people but when they're around their friend they are crazy ! They are beautiful inside and out and care about family and friends . They love meeting new people . They give advice a lot . They are mysterious people which makes them more intresting. They are really good friend to make and they are worth keeping in your life.
Anomyous: Miracle is such a nice person!

Anomyous: I love Miracle

Anomyous: Miracle is so funny
by unicornsarethebest April 2, 2013
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4 A.M. Miracle

An unexplainable and extraordinary even that happens around 4 a.m. where sleep deprivation erodes your internal censors and allows you to come out of yourself and create something amazing.
If it wasn't for that 4 A.M. miracle, I wouldn't have finished that paper in time for class.
by Alex LaFosta February 2, 2009
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miracled

to recieve a free ticket to a concert from a kind and caring soul on the lot.
I got miracled into the 6/28 PNC show, and payed face for the next night.
by VanHooten June 14, 2003
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Photoshop Miracle

Whenever someone looks great online thanks to today's technology, but in real life is a fucking hideous abomination upon the eyes of the human body.
Girl was a Photoshop Miracle she looked so much better online.
by Stephen James Hite December 15, 2007
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miracle of burp

The divine feeling of satisfaction and relief experienced mid- feeding which allows you to continue gorging at a frantic pace.
Timothy was able to keep up with his older brothers at Thanksgiving dinner after scaring grandma with the miracle of burp.
by AxelBH December 14, 2011
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