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Another name for the album "Mobile Uploads" on facebook. A muppie is when a jappy, preppy or slutty girl uploads a picture. Usually taken on Blackberries and iPhones. In a muppie, girls usually pucker up and look at the camera. There are hardly any muppies where people are smiling. An album of muppies contains pictures of the following:

1. Something funny
2. Pictures of the uploader and friends and or family while they are drunk and most likely contains a drunk caption like "loveeeeeee you betch oxooxo fuyn night at the clunb <3"
3. Pictures of themselves before they go out, usually to a club or a party.
4. School
5. Pictures with older guys
Before the club on Thursday night:

Callie: OMG bitchezz! We better not forget our Blackberries cus we needa take muppies with older guys!!
Carolyn: Kay I'll bring mine. But first let's take some muppies before we go.

At the club:

Alexa: Claudia, take a muppie of me with my Grey Goose!!
Claudia: Kay slut
Callie: Wait betch!! Me and Nat wanna join in!

On the way home from the club, they stop at McDonalds:

Alexa: Hahahaa look at this chicken nugget!! Looks like a dick..LOL
Callie: OMG we NEED to take a muppie..PRONTO

At school the next morning:

Carolyn: OMG Claudia you look like shit!! I'm taking a muppie. I'm also changing my BBM status to "Miss ya Tara"
Tara over BBM: OMG you obnoxious slut I hate you.
Carolyn: Claudia, Tara is beefing with me like every other person in the world, and it's for no reason. Obviously. Too funny. I hate that betch. Take a muppie of our BBM convo please!
Claudia: Kay betch
muppies by scissorsister February 22, 2011
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mcguffies 

Yet another slang term for womens breasts.
She's got some nice mcguffies
mcguffies by Duncan September 16, 2005

Maguppins 

To get even with
A catchy song
Only Track kids understand Emily and Emma
If you provoke her she will soon get Maguppins.
Maguppins by Monet00 May 20, 2015

mcguffies 

mcguffies by Ryno July 18, 2004

big mcguppie 

Wow that is a big mcguppie!!!
big mcguppie by Hamair April 30, 2023

floppy mcdoppies 

shoes that are extremely old and trashed up, yet the owner insists on still wearing them
guy #1: "Hey man you ready to go?"

guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"

guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"

guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"
floppy mcdoppies by JMayzin September 13, 2009
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