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McGuppies

The Upper Extrusions of a Female Body aka Titties
1. The Huge McGuppies of Jessica Simpson are renown throughout the universe.

2. Jennifer Aniston needs some McGuppie enhancements.
by ETARV February 6, 2009
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muppies

Another name for the album "Mobile Uploads" on facebook. A muppie is when a jappy, preppy or slutty girl uploads a picture. Usually taken on Blackberries and iPhones. In a muppie, girls usually pucker up and look at the camera. There are hardly any muppies where people are smiling. An album of muppies contains pictures of the following:

1. Something funny
2. Pictures of the uploader and friends and or family while they are drunk and most likely contains a drunk caption like "loveeeeeee you betch oxooxo fuyn night at the clunb <3"
3. Pictures of themselves before they go out, usually to a club or a party.
4. School
5. Pictures with older guys
Before the club on Thursday night:

Callie: OMG bitchezz! We better not forget our Blackberries cus we needa take muppies with older guys!!
Carolyn: Kay I'll bring mine. But first let's take some muppies before we go.

At the club:

Alexa: Claudia, take a muppie of me with my Grey Goose!!
Claudia: Kay slut
Callie: Wait betch!! Me and Nat wanna join in!

On the way home from the club, they stop at McDonalds:

Alexa: Hahahaa look at this chicken nugget!! Looks like a dick..LOL
Callie: OMG we NEED to take a muppie..PRONTO

At school the next morning:

Carolyn: OMG Claudia you look like shit!! I'm taking a muppie. I'm also changing my BBM status to "Miss ya Tara"
Tara over BBM: OMG you obnoxious slut I hate you.
Carolyn: Claudia, Tara is beefing with me like every other person in the world, and it's for no reason. Obviously. Too funny. I hate that betch. Take a muppie of our BBM convo please!
Claudia: Kay betch
by scissorsister February 22, 2011
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mcguffies

Yet another slang term for womens breasts.
She's got some nice mcguffies
by Duncan September 16, 2005
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Maguppins

To get even with
A catchy song
Only Track kids understand Emily and Emma
If you provoke her she will soon get Maguppins.
by Monet00 May 20, 2015
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mcguffies

by Ryno July 18, 2004
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big mcguppie

Wow that is a big mcguppie!!!
by Hamair April 30, 2023
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floppy mcdoppies

shoes that are extremely old and trashed up, yet the owner insists on still wearing them
guy #1: "Hey man you ready to go?"

guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"

guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"

guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"
by JMayzin September 13, 2009
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