McBank
McBank by Blood_spartan September 17, 2007
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Banter McBant Bant
(Scottish) Is a term for extensive amounts of humorous banter or chat, or to describe the reasons for doing such a bizarre act.
Michael - "Do you fancy spit roasting a goat?"
Martin Joseph - "Why?"
Michael - "Banter McBant Bant!"
Martin Joseph - "I'm up for it!"
"Last night I was so drunk, I decided to tattoo my face. It was Banter McBant Bant!"
Martin Joseph - "Why?"
Michael - "Banter McBant Bant!"
Martin Joseph - "I'm up for it!"
"Last night I was so drunk, I decided to tattoo my face. It was Banter McBant Bant!"
Banter McBant Bant by jameshunttheshunt September 21, 2009
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McDank
A special meal only attainable through the combination of two McDonald's dollar menu items. A McDank results from placing an entire chicken sandwich, bread included, firmly in between the two meat patties found in a double cheeseburger. While many variations to the the McDank exist a few common alterations include
-No mayonaisse on the chicken sandwich.
-Opting to remove the lower bun prior to inserting the McChicken.
-If you are not currently a pussy, you may wish to use the double quarter pounder sandwich as the meat is delectable.
-Some may not wish lettuce upon their sandwich.
-Barbeque sauce may be used in desperate situations.
-Squashing the completed sandwich may make it easier to eat for those with unfortunately small mouths.
-Placing french fries in between the patties prior to McChicken insertion.
-Placing french fries in between the patties after the McChicken is placed firmly in the sandwich.
-Not placing french fries in between the patties at all, instead eating them on the side.
-Also you may not order french fries at all, for a McDank is a formidable meal even without french fried potatoes.
National McDank Day is currently held in 21 countries on the twentieth day of the fourth month.
While the origins of the name of the McDank is somewhat of a mystery, many urban legends have it that a legendary trapper named Dank Smiggins first made the McDank while stranded in the Siberian wilderness. Forced to choose between starvation in the cold tundra or forcing his last McChicken into his final Double cheeseburger. Dank, clearly no pussy, ate the sandwich shivering in the dark night and was rescued early the next morning. Dank then spread the word of his remarkable sandwich upon his return to society.
-No mayonaisse on the chicken sandwich.
-Opting to remove the lower bun prior to inserting the McChicken.
-If you are not currently a pussy, you may wish to use the double quarter pounder sandwich as the meat is delectable.
-Some may not wish lettuce upon their sandwich.
-Barbeque sauce may be used in desperate situations.
-Squashing the completed sandwich may make it easier to eat for those with unfortunately small mouths.
-Placing french fries in between the patties prior to McChicken insertion.
-Placing french fries in between the patties after the McChicken is placed firmly in the sandwich.
-Not placing french fries in between the patties at all, instead eating them on the side.
-Also you may not order french fries at all, for a McDank is a formidable meal even without french fried potatoes.
National McDank Day is currently held in 21 countries on the twentieth day of the fourth month.
While the origins of the name of the McDank is somewhat of a mystery, many urban legends have it that a legendary trapper named Dank Smiggins first made the McDank while stranded in the Siberian wilderness. Forced to choose between starvation in the cold tundra or forcing his last McChicken into his final Double cheeseburger. Dank, clearly no pussy, ate the sandwich shivering in the dark night and was rescued early the next morning. Dank then spread the word of his remarkable sandwich upon his return to society.
"Whoa man, are you taking that McChicken and putting it inside a double cheeseburger?"
"For sure bro, it's called a McDank!"
"Damn dude, now I want one."
"For sure bro, it's called a McDank!"
"Damn dude, now I want one."
McDank by strungout024 December 25, 2008
blanky mcblanksalot
A generic term used to describe one who engages in a particular habitual behavior. Fill in the "blank"s with whichever behavior fits the individual in question.
Blanky McBlanksalot sure loves to BLANK.
What a surprise, Crappy McCrapsalot needs to use the bathroom again.
You're just never happy, are you, Whiny McWhinesalot?
Jerky McJerksalot needs some "alone time", if you know what I mean.
What a surprise, Crappy McCrapsalot needs to use the bathroom again.
You're just never happy, are you, Whiny McWhinesalot?
Jerky McJerksalot needs some "alone time", if you know what I mean.
blanky mcblanksalot by Joey Headset March 7, 2008
Darquankus McBunky
Darquankus McBunky was an accomplished military general that commanded the 23rd regiment of the Blundercrank National Army. He fought alongside many notable figures as Drake, Bobo DonQuoofy, Chief Keef, Yeat, Quandale Dingle, Abraham Lincoln, as well as Eric and Jonathan. He was slaughtered on April 4th, 1922, when he was caught in the crossfire of a shootout between the Blundercrank Mafia and my good friend Mark, being shot in the forehead 32 times. He was rushed to the hospital where he underwent an emergency rectal transplant procedure. After a month in the hospital, he started to recover, however he contracted terminal lumbago and died shortly after.
Darquankus being remembered by some notable historical figures:
Abraham Lincoln - “He was a good man… filled with joy, carbon molecules and an infectious lens of positivity through which he viewed the world around him”
Yeat - “I’m still mourning his loss, please get these microphones out of my face”
Jonathan - “He was a good man, inspiring father and brave leader who - ” ***remainder of quote lost in office fire***
Darquankus being remembered by some notable historical figures:
Abraham Lincoln - “He was a good man… filled with joy, carbon molecules and an infectious lens of positivity through which he viewed the world around him”
Yeat - “I’m still mourning his loss, please get these microphones out of my face”
Jonathan - “He was a good man, inspiring father and brave leader who - ” ***remainder of quote lost in office fire***
Teacher: ok class, who do you look up to?
Student: I look up to Darquankus McBunky because he is so brave
Teacher: yes
Student: I look up to Darquankus McBunky because he is so brave
Teacher: yes
Darquankus McBunky by Jonathan Gunkus March 29, 2022
McBang
McBang by catdogcatdogcatdog October 27, 2019