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He is one of the ninja turtles, the purple one.
He plays for the Club Paris Saint Germoney with his friend Neymoney ...
Mbappe just missed a penalty, he should have let Neymoney take it.
mbappe by anonymous October 2, 2017
A french teenager who plays for PSG. He only speaks french and would make the perfect french teacher. Zidane wants to buy everyone so Mbappe might not be moving just yet.
Who's your French teacher?
Umm, Mbappe?
Mbappe by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019
The god of speed. He can destroy Argentina single handedly in 90 minutes.
Do you think I'm fast enough to run in this meet?

Just Mbappe it.
Mbappe by Soccerplayer_showtunes January 16, 2019
Overrated purple turtle, playing for the Qatari Prison G together with Neymoney. Pace merchant = mbappace. Some Spanish pedophile named Papa Perez

wants to kidnap him for the last four years and he is going to do it this summer. Bottled the UCL final 2020, Neymoney carryjob.
This guy is like Usain Bolt. He's really fast but can't shoot. He must be an Mbappé!
Mbappé by Lahro November 21, 2021
Football player, currently playing for P$G, he owns small clubs like FC Barcelona, sadly already clear of Pessi. Future Real Madrid player,ballon d'or and UCL winner. Already won world cup by the age of 19. Loves Karim Benzema, ;)
Mbappé
Mbappé by I know ball July 26, 2021
A French footballer who might bring a win to France the 2026 world cup
Guy 1: dudeee, who you rooting for this world cup?
Guy 2: gotta be France. Mbappé is kicking the other country's asses with these goals!
Mbappé by Karmaforlife July 2, 2026