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A weird game which includes Grannies robbing banks, throwing hot gravy onto innocent people, and stealing Toyota Yaris'.
Boy: Damn! That old Granny killed me in Granny Theft Auto! And she stole my Toyota!!!
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by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

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The best Argentinian footballer ever to play in the English Premier League! This unstoppable striker is Greatness in Argentina and the Premier League.
Aguero is Amazing! Did you see his amazing goal on the weekend?
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by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

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A french teenager who plays for PSG. He only speaks french and would make the perfect french teacher. Zidane wants to buy everyone so Mbappe might not be moving just yet.
Who's your French teacher?
Umm, Mbappe?
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by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019

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Donald Trump's best friend.
Trump: I love my new missile!
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by Jupiter82 June 25, 2019

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The best at publishing definitions onto the Urban Dictionary

*See Granny Theft Auto*
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by Jupiter82 November 27, 2019

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A place to store all your unwanted Dicks.
Have you seen the dictionary? It's so full!
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by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

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