Jupiter82's definitions

Traffic Lights

Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green

Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"

by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019

Mbappe

A french teenager who plays for PSG. He only speaks french and would make the perfect french teacher. Zidane wants to buy everyone so Mbappe might not be moving just yet.

Who's your French teacher?
Umm, Mbappe?

by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019

Aguero

The best Argentinian footballer ever to play in the English Premier League! This unstoppable striker is Greatness in Argentina and the Premier League.

Aguero is Amazing! Did you see his amazing goal on the weekend?

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Dictionary

A place to store all your unwanted Dicks.

Have you seen the dictionary? It's so full!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

scrolling

What my Mum does all day on the couch, using Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and every type of online platform the possibly is.

"Mum! Stop scrolling! Can we have dinner now??"

by Jupiter82 September 9, 2020

Kin gian un

A guy who likes missiles. And using binoculars in wars

Army: Why does Kin gian un have binoculars? He can see us without them. He knows that, right?

by Jupiter82 June 27, 2019

Granny Theft Auto

A weird game which includes Grannies robbing banks, throwing hot gravy onto innocent people, and stealing Toyota Yaris'.

Boy: Damn! That old Granny killed me in Granny Theft Auto! And she stole my Toyota!!!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019