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Definitions by Jupiter82

scrolling 

What my Mum does all day on the couch, using Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and every type of online platform the possibly is.
"Mum! Stop scrolling! Can we have dinner now??"
scrolling by Jupiter82 September 9, 2020

Jupiter82 

The best at publishing definitions onto the Urban Dictionary

*See Granny Theft Auto*
Jupiter82 by Jupiter82 November 27, 2019

Kin gian un

A guy who likes missiles. And using binoculars in wars
Army: Why does Kin gian un have binoculars? He can see us without them. He knows that, right?
Kin gian un by Jupiter82 June 27, 2019
A boy who never does his top button up.
"Luke, is your top button not done up again?"
"No! I'm sure I did it this morning!
Luke by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019
A french teenager who plays for PSG. He only speaks french and would make the perfect french teacher. Zidane wants to buy everyone so Mbappe might not be moving just yet.
Who's your French teacher?
Umm, Mbappe?
Mbappe by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019

Traffic Lights 

Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green
Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"
Traffic Lights by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019