Jupiter82's definitions

Hazard

A great Belgian footballer who is currently playing at Chelsea. He has now officially moved to Real Madrid and will take on the great number 7.

Zidane: Eden Hazard will be great in Real Madrid! Now all we need is Mbappe, De Gea, Pogba and a few others...

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Aguero

The best Argentinian footballer ever to play in the English Premier League! This unstoppable striker is Greatness in Argentina and the Premier League.

Aguero is Amazing! Did you see his amazing goal on the weekend?

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Neymar

A fat faker who likes to party. He doesn't like PSG. He is a bad influence for Mbappe,n and worst of all, he's brazillian.

Fan: Get off the bloody floor Neymar! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Granny Theft Auto

A weird game which includes Grannies robbing banks, throwing hot gravy onto innocent people, and stealing Toyota Yaris'.

Boy: Damn! That old Granny killed me in Granny Theft Auto! And she stole my Toyota!!!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Dictionary

A place to store all your unwanted Dicks.

Have you seen the dictionary? It's so full!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Zachary

An annoying dude who doesn't help you with anything whatsoever. If you ever fall in love with a Zachary, snap out of it! He makes dumb choices, is very fat, is very ugly and is a very idiotic person. Never ever find love with a Zachary..

Ew! Zachary is so ugly and fat! Nobody likes him!!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Missile

Donald Trump's best friend.

Trump: I love my new missile!

by Jupiter82 June 25, 2019