Jupiter82's definitions

Zachary

An annoying dude who doesn't help you with anything whatsoever. If you ever fall in love with a Zachary, snap out of it! He makes dumb choices, is very fat, is very ugly and is a very idiotic person. Never ever find love with a Zachary..

Ew! Zachary is so ugly and fat! Nobody likes him!!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Missile

Donald Trump's best friend.

Trump: I love my new missile!

by Jupiter82 June 25, 2019

Traffic Lights

Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green

Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"

by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019

Mbappe

A french teenager who plays for PSG. He only speaks french and would make the perfect french teacher. Zidane wants to buy everyone so Mbappe might not be moving just yet.

Who's your French teacher?
Umm, Mbappe?

by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019

Dictionary

A place to store all your unwanted Dicks.

Have you seen the dictionary? It's so full!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Aguero

The best Argentinian footballer ever to play in the English Premier League! This unstoppable striker is Greatness in Argentina and the Premier League.

Aguero is Amazing! Did you see his amazing goal on the weekend?

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Neymar

A fat faker who likes to party. He doesn't like PSG. He is a bad influence for Mbappe,n and worst of all, he's brazillian.

Fan: Get off the bloody floor Neymar! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019