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A pretty urban fellow. If you stubble upon this beast ur penis will instantly become horny and cream pie, i know this because Micheal lavelle told me
U know Armanni he was being a right mazman
Mazman by will vickers 780 January 14, 2018
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absolute madman 

A fucking legend. someone who'll do something that even you wouldn't dare.
Did you see Tom? He swallowed a can of coke whole, what an absolute madman!
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blawnde maumant 

stereotypical blonde spelling of the well know blonde moment
I had a blawnde maumant when I asked a friend when her birthday was. She said February 30th.
blawnde maumant by blawndie October 18, 2011

Get manman'w 

Fuck your mom in Haitian creole.
American boy: Haitians are ugly and eat cat.
Haitian boy: Get manman'w makak led.
Get manman'w by LilZoeVert August 8, 2016

Madman Ogre 

A beastly creature that rallies more of its kind to attack and harass women's shelters by leaving dead rats nailed to the walls and slurs written all over the walls. Sometimes it goes through legal means to harass places of healing for women. It also has supported a creature called balldemort in its own campaign to sure Sikh women for not touching his balls.
"Did you see what Madman Ogre said about the vandalism? He said they deserved it!"
Madman Ogre by MeaniePooPie August 29, 2019

Marmango 

Marmango is the national dance of Greece (Hellass). It is a homosexual dance done with 5 or more males - very pleasurable for Greek males !
We danced Marmango all day, and when we were done Tzatziki came out of our peos which we ate with pita bread. Yummy!

the maaman effect 

1. the effect a stupid person's acts have on people around him
2. the lack of common sense that cracks up people
guy1: i can't find my phone!
guy2: here take my phone and call yours
guy1: tried that already didn't work
guy2: is it on silent?
guy1:.....
guy2: now that's the maaman effect!

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guy1: dude i fell on my face!
guy2: now that's the real maaman!
the maaman effect by Freeek August 9, 2012
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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