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Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
Related Words
Mazark • malarkey • malarky • mazar • mazari • Mazara • Mazarine • maarkesh • Mazak • mazard

Mazariego 

Mazariego of royal Spanish traditions. Verb: describing something of royal excellence, standards, and/or pedigree; high caliber.
That estate is of Mazariego craftsmanship.
Mazariego by Andrés10 February 3, 2010

mazurkaka 

mazurkaka -
a way of saying "I am the one who much fuck you" in one word.
Hello miss. mazurkaka
mazurkaka by ark September 21, 2004

malarkey 

An Irish-American slang word meaning "bullshit". Most notably used by U.S. Vice President Joe Biden during the 2012 Vice Presidential debate in response to Rep. Paul Ryan's (R-Wis.) critique of the Obama Administration's response to the attacks in Benghazi, Libya.
Joe Biden: "With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey!"
malarkey by sjf206 December 30, 2012

Mazarine 

One of the funniest people you will know. fun to be around and interesting to talk to. a little crazy but in a good way, and pointless sometimes. usually bottles up sad feelings and doesn't show them.
"Mazarine" is a name, the most famous person called Mazarine was the daughter of one of the passed french presidents.
Mazarine by Mapaquier March 14, 2011
Exaggerated or foolish talk, usually intended to deceive
This is a bunch of malarky!
What is this malark?
malarky by Amy April 8, 2003
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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