malark

a female nonce

That stupid B*tch is a malark aye big Boss? Reckon she knows?

by Yung Spark November 16, 2018

Malarker

A horrible real creature that is disguised as a real person. Could be anyone your around, or even you. A creature that MUST be killed, or else will stalk you while your sleeping and kill you.

Ima kill those f***ing Malarkers

by RaidenLee January 7, 2020

ard vark malark

A form of the word malarky. Means nonsense or bull

What is this ard vark malark? He obviously is lying!

by D.ann November 2, 2007

Malarked

To be brought down by anothers poor performance

Wow Jim's team is getting their asses kicked

Yeah its because of ted Jim is getting Malarked

by AjaxTFB January 30, 2021

Malarke

Someone who sexually assaults sharks

Dominic you can’t hide it, you are a “malarke”

by zxB3ANxz May 18, 2023