Maysday

June 28th, a day in which the legacy of Billy Mays is remembered.

Maysday activities include the burning of ShamWows, wearing a royal blue polo with khakis and a white t-shirt underneath, running around asking people if they are on the ball, and most importantly, YELLING.

On 4chan, /b/ is renamed /billymays/ on Maysday and /b/tards are encouraged to type in all caps. This is where the holiday originated. Originally, every Monday after that was to be Maysday, but it was changed to every June 28th.

"HEY MAN, IT'S YOUR BUDDY HERE, WHAT'RE YOU DOING FOR MAYSDAY?"
"I BOUGHT THIS POLO AT WALMART FOR ONLY 19.95! IT LOOKS LIKE A $30 VALUE, BUT IT'S ONLY $19.95!"
"AMAZING!!!!!"

Maysday by Sofia Mays May 20, 2010

Verosika mayday 

Stripper from helluvaboss

Oh verosika mayday she's that stripper int she

Verosika mayday by Susan helluvaboss November 30, 2021

mayday 

Some people may be wondering why anybody would yell "May Day" when they are in trouble. Here is why:

It derives from the French "m'aidez", pronounced "mayDAY," and means literally "help me."

If you are in distress while flying an airplane, calling "Mayday mayday mayday" over the radio will give you top priority and any help people on the ground or in the air can offer.

mayday by Athene Airheart May 2, 2004

Mayday parade

the absolute best band in the world.
no comparison.
definately none.
=]

ohmy. mayday parade is thee shit!

Mayday parade by lexie. November 9, 2007

Billy Mays Day 

n. an unofficial holiday celebebrated on June 28th in honor of the death of legendary salesman and TV icon Billy Mays. It is customary to wear a blue shirt on this day in memory of Billy, due to his trademark blue shirt that he wore in nearly all his infomercials.

I need to find a blue shirt to wear. Tomorrow is Billy Mays Day.

Billy Mays Day by chris71693 July 8, 2009

Mayday 

international distress radio code word, when using voice transmission

SOS is the morse code version

MAYDAY is reconized internationally as an emergency code on any type of radio system, and should be taken seriously.

"Coast Guard, this is the Andrea Gail, MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY"

Mayday by IrishRepublicanArmy October 28, 2003

Billy Mays Day 

A day in which we celebrate the late Billy Mays. It's Traditional to wear a blue collared shirt with a white under shirt. Must also wear khakis. You must use CAPS LOCK the whole day. Even when talking to family or friends. If you can grow a beard by then, you are the man.

Guy1:OH MY GOD GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!?!

Guy2: I don't even know if that was a question or a declaritive statement.

Guy1:BILLY MAYS DAY!

Guy2: There goes my ears.

Guy1:I GOTTA GO PUT ON MY BLUE SHIRT AND KHAKIS!

Guy2: what?

Billy Mays Day by MaysMan July 20, 2009