maydayish

IN BRIEF: An act of not being able to help yourself/fight your own battles and having other people to help you/fight your battles for you, especially if you brought the problem on yourself.

Some people may be wondering why anybody would yell "mayday" in the first place when they are in trouble. Here is why: It means "help me."

But to be maydayish, that obviously means you can't fight your own battle/s, especially with you're the one that instigates 'em.

maydayish by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 13, 2010

mylayisha 

Funny, has big booty, and always goofing around never take anything serious but when it comes to a real situation she's prepared.

You know Mylayisha with the big booty

Mylayisha too goofy to be around

mylayisha by Mylayisha May 16, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004