Mayoreo 

Something that should’ve never existed

Person 1: Did you hear about the new mayoreo?
Person 2: Excuse me what?
Person 1: Yeah it’s really weird
Person 2: Oreos and mayonnaise should never get mixed together

Mayoreo by stitchthelilo July 25, 2021

mayoros 

Mayoros is really into computer programming and normally eats bred with only one slice of meat. He is very charismatic because he is marching band team captain. He plays the trumpet in a sexy way. He does impulsive things like cutting off his mullet. Every girl falls in love with his unibrow and hairy toes. He always paints his nails neon yellow to attract positive energy! Many people don’t know that it actually took him 7 years to become fully potty trained. He has a secret crush on Dora the explorer and ALWAYS carries around a picture of her.

I wish mayoros loved me instead of Dora.

mayoros by Ella Hanson October 14, 2021

a mi me gustan mayores 

Spanish for I like them (girls) older

a mi me gustan mayores

a mi me gustan mayores by MindsEyeTHPS June 9, 2018

mayoree 

the most beautiful girl 4ever

mayoree, my love😍

mayoree by breadlova November 24, 2021