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Mayoros is really into computer programming and normally eats bred with only one slice of meat. He is very charismatic because he is marching band team captain. He plays the trumpet in a sexy way. He does impulsive things like cutting off his mullet. Every girl falls in love with his unibrow and hairy toes. He always paints his nails neon yellow to attract positive energy! Many people don’t know that it actually took him 7 years to become fully potty trained. He has a secret crush on Dora the explorer and ALWAYS carries around a picture of her.
I wish mayoros loved me instead of Dora.
mayoros by Ella Hanson October 14, 2021
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If you ever meet a mayrose, she will be an awesome person. Smart, funny, and sweet... that's a mayrose! Mayroses tend to be loyal, and are always there for you. If you piss them off, they will forgive you after a while. They are wonderful inside and out :)
Awwwww, that's so mayrose!
Mayrose by Duke822 December 2, 2010

MayroSMM 

A Welsh Nintendo youtuber made famous for his coinless series on New Super Mario Bros. Wii™, and then copied by every Nintendo youtuber in the known universe.
Ceave Gaming completely ripped off MayroSMM's coinless series
MayroSMM by Fearsome Weenie February 20, 2019
Ukr. 'Малорос' - 'small russian'. Frequenty used as an russian imperial view in relation to ukrainians. Also used in Ukraine to ironicaly define pro-russian or/and russian-speaking Ukrianian.
Не варто плутати думку українців та малоросів(You shoud not confuse the opinion of Ukrainians and maloroses)
Maloros by porohobot March 11, 2023
she's a wonderful person who everyone loves. she's the best person. she's shy but if you met her a long time ago she's noisy. she's very beautiful person that everyone admires her a lot. her are are so cute. she has a gentle voice. and she has everything that the other girls doesn't have.
i love mayrose so much and she's the best gf ever.
mayrose by redjayyyy September 5, 2023

a mi me gustan mayores 

Spanish for I like them (girls) older
a mi me gustan mayores

Mayrose Family 

The mayrose family is not the most desirable family, as descendants of the Mayrose line tend to argue. They are always very desperate to find a date. They are very determined, hoewever, and will stop at nothing to be with the one they love most.
Look at how desperate he is to get that girl. He must be from the line of the Mayrose Family.
Mayrose Family by Hados_da_Boss November 3, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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