mayoros

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Mayoros is really into computer programming and normally eats bred with only one slice of meat. He is very charismatic because he is marching band team captain. He plays the trumpet in a sexy way. He does impulsive things like cutting off his mullet. Every girl falls in love with his unibrow and hairy toes. He always paints his nails neon yellow to attract positive energy! Many people don’t know that it actually took him 7 years to become fully potty trained. He has a secret crush on Dora the explorer and ALWAYS carries around a picture of her.

I wish mayoros loved me instead of Dora.

mayoros by Ella Hanson October 14, 2021

Words you can keep

Mayrose

If you ever meet a mayrose, she will be an awesome person. Smart, funny, and sweet... that's a mayrose! Mayroses tend to be loyal, and are always there for you. If you piss them off, they will forgive you after a while. They are wonderful inside and out :)

Awwwww, that's so mayrose!

Mayrose by Duke822 December 2, 2010

MayroSMM

A Welsh Nintendo youtuber made famous for his coinless series on New Super Mario Bros. Wii™, and then copied by every Nintendo youtuber in the known universe.

Ceave Gaming completely ripped off MayroSMM's coinless series

MayroSMM by Fearsome Weenie February 20, 2019

Maloros

Ukr. 'Малорос' - 'small russian'. Frequenty used as an russian imperial view in relation to ukrainians. Also used in Ukraine to ironicaly define pro-russian or/and russian-speaking Ukrianian.

Не варто плутати думку українців та малоросів(You shoud not confuse the opinion of Ukrainians and maloroses)

Maloros by porohobot March 11, 2023

mayrose

she's a wonderful person who everyone loves. she's the best person. she's shy but if you met her a long time ago she's noisy. she's very beautiful person that everyone admires her a lot. her are are so cute. she has a gentle voice. and she has everything that the other girls doesn't have.

i love mayrose so much and she's the best gf ever.

mayrose by redjayyyy September 5, 2023

a mi me gustan mayores

Spanish for I like them (girls) older

a mi me gustan mayores

a mi me gustan mayores by MindsEyeTHPS June 9, 2018

Mayrose Family

The mayrose family is not the most desirable family, as descendants of the Mayrose line tend to argue. They are always very desperate to find a date. They are very determined, hoewever, and will stop at nothing to be with the one they love most.

Look at how desperate he is to get that girl. He must be from the line of the Mayrose Family.

Mayrose Family by Hados_da_Boss November 3, 2019

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026