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Mayilde is the definition of the most FuccAble girl in the world. She is a totally life goal!!! But remember she is hard to get, but it is also a TURN ON!

If you are so lucky to kiss, fuck, touch or see a Mayilde, when your life is complete
Look at that girl, she is such a Mayilde!
Mayilde by LarsLangHår June 29, 2015
Words you can keep
Matilde is literally the most perfect person ever. Matilde is gorgeus, cute, smart, nice and every good word I can‘t remember. Seriously Matilde I think about you all the time I just wanted you to still feel the same. And if you ever see this and think this might be about you, well, yes, Matilde Coelho, this is for you.
Sorry, Matilde, for this stupid text.
Matilde by Martim Simp >:) November 30, 2020
Matilde aka Mati who always sleeps a lot and have such a great sense of humor, makes me laugh no matter what and a Kpop lover. Sure she annoys me but I luv her to death. Always makes my day 100000 precent better and makes me feel less lonely like I mean the world to her. Since her name is unqie it’s not common to see her name pop up on the screen. She has gone through something hard in her life but still today I see her as a strong person like always. She may not seem sad but she is and seeing her sad and not talk about her feelings hurts me. If ur reading this.. I luv u bitch!
Matilde:An amazing personality unique person
Matilde by MyBooAsian May 24, 2018
A very.... enthusiastic person. She knows how to make people laugh and can be very persistent at times. Good at hugs and comfort. Sexy Danish Woman of course!
“Hey Matilde!”
“Dude! Did you see the guacamole scene”
Matilde by Mati January 8, 2019
Matilde is the most beautiful human being all over the world, you can't love her because she's adorable and cute. You're very lucky if you've ever being in love with Matilde because she can love with all her heart. She's kind and cool, smart and sweet.
She's the girl everybody wants.
She's usually in a relationship with Elisa.
"Matilde can you please tell me who's your best friend"
M: "eLiSa"
Matilde by eli, the love of your life December 30, 2017
A best friend for your Eva.
Eva: Give me Matilde!!!!!!!!!
Matilde by Elicakes May 16, 2018
A colloquialism for a sexy danish woman/bombshell.
Look at that girl, she's such a Matilde.
Matilde by Russianrambo June 15, 2011
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