Maylord is the new age, yet archaic, god of destruction, kickassness, and....... bitches. He is generally depicted as a two headed or many headed dog, and has been known to eat all in sight. He is a second cousin (twice removed) of Cerberus of the underworld and is often called a true laxer.
Maxford is an amazing person who radiates patience and kindness to everyone he meets. They are humorous in ways many others are not, knowledgeable on niche and interesting topics, and has a unique way of radiating compassion. He is an amazing friend who carries bits to extreme levels, and continues to be loyal to family and friends. If you ever come across a Maxford in your lifetime, never let them go, and always make them laugh.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.