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Maylord is the new age, yet archaic, god of destruction, kickassness, and....... bitches. He is generally depicted as a two headed or many headed dog, and has been known to eat all in sight. He is a second cousin (twice removed) of Cerberus of the underworld and is often called a true laxer.
Maylord by Sam McGoldrick May 3, 2005
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"Dominic Maynord!"
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Maxford is an amazing person who radiates patience and kindness to everyone he meets. They are humorous in ways many others are not, knowledgeable on niche and interesting topics, and has a unique way of radiating compassion. He is an amazing friend who carries bits to extreme levels, and continues to be loyal to family and friends. If you ever come across a Maxford in your lifetime, never let them go, and always make them laugh.
Maxford is such an amazing boyfriend.

Maxford is the man!
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