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Maylord is the new age, yet archaic, god of destruction, kickassness, and....... bitches. He is generally depicted as a two headed or many headed dog, and has been known to eat all in sight. He is a second cousin (twice removed) of Cerberus of the underworld and is often called a true laxer.
Maylord just ate your family.
Maylord by Sam McGoldrick May 3, 2005
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Maynord: A last name you will find in people who are interested in retarded minecraft games.
"Dominic Maynord!"
"I LIKE MIIINEECRAFT"
maynord by OhYeaAHMRKraABsZ March 16, 2018
manford by yeahmanford April 22, 2011
Maxford is an amazing person who radiates patience and kindness to everyone he meets. They are humorous in ways many others are not, knowledgeable on niche and interesting topics, and has a unique way of radiating compassion. He is an amazing friend who carries bits to extreme levels, and continues to be loyal to family and friends. If you ever come across a Maxford in your lifetime, never let them go, and always make them laugh.
Maxford is such an amazing boyfriend.

Maxford is the man!
Maxford by woahitzlina January 29, 2025
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026